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26-12-2013, 07:39 PM
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(31-07-2014 04:37 PM)Luminon Wrote:  America is full of guns, but they're useless, because nobody has the courage to shoot an IRS agent in self-defense
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29-12-2013, 10:49 AM
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Why do American Indians hate snow?

It is white and on their land.

(31-07-2014 04:37 PM)Luminon Wrote:  America is full of guns, but they're useless, because nobody has the courage to shoot an IRS agent in self-defense
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31-12-2013, 12:50 PM
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I just heard that Laura Robson pulled out of the ASB Classic with a wrist injury.

It's ironic because that's the same injury I get when she plays.

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02-01-2014, 11:03 AM
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An Arab, a Russian, a Slovak and a gipsy are in a blimp. Suddenly, the pilot comes rushing through the passenger room and says
"The blimp is being weighed down. Throw out anything you dont need!"
The Arab throws out a caseload of gold bars and says "There are a lot of those in my country"
The Russian throws out a case of vodka and says "There are a lot of those in Mother Russia"
The Slovak then grabs the gipsy and throws him out "There are a lot in my country"
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02-01-2014, 07:46 PM
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What's the difference between erotic and kinky?

Erotic is when you use a feather.

Kinky is when you use the whole chicken.

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02-01-2014, 07:48 PM
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Did you hear about the new blonde paint?

It's not very bright, but it's cheap and it spreads easy.

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02-01-2014, 07:52 PM
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As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."

She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

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02-01-2014, 08:01 PM
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A woman posts the following ad in the newspaper:

'Looking for man who won't beat me up or run away from me and is great in bed.'

She got lots of phone calls replying to her ad but met someone perfect at her door one day. The man she met said, "Hi, I'm Bob. I have no arms so I won't beat you up and no legs so I won't run away."

So the lady says, "What makes you think you are great in bed?"

Bob replies, "I rang the door bell didn't I?"

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04-01-2014, 08:00 AM
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(31-07-2014 04:37 PM)Luminon Wrote:  America is full of guns, but they're useless, because nobody has the courage to shoot an IRS agent in self-defense
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10-01-2014, 09:07 PM
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I like my women like I like my microwave. Cold on the outside, warm on the inside, and she'll kill any baby I put inside her.

I like my women like I like my whiskey. Twelve years old, and mixed up with coke.

I like my women like I like my ramen noodles. Hot, cheap, and Japanese.

I like my women like I like my golf scores. In the 80s with a slight handicap.

I like my women like I like my coffee beans. Thrown into a burlap sack and transported illegally across Central America.

I like my women like I like my turtles. Helpless when they're on their back.

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