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31-01-2014, 09:52 PM
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01-02-2014, 02:54 AM
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(31-01-2014 09:52 PM)Smercury44 Wrote:  ^

Epic Smile

A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles.
The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.
He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.
She directs him down the correct aisle.

A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.
She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife...?"
He answers, "You see, it's like this: yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers – because it's so much cheaper this way, she said.
"So, I figure if I have to roll my own...........so does she...."

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03-02-2014, 08:53 AM
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If Kanye West and Kim Kardashian were both drowning and you only had time to save one, what kind of sandwich would you make?

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03-02-2014, 09:23 AM
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(03-02-2014 08:53 AM)Can_of_Beans Wrote:  If Kanye West and Kim Kardashian were both drowning and you only had time to save one, what kind of sandwich would you make?

How is this joke offensive?

Roast beef, provalone cheese, sourdough bread, and deli mustard!

Onward, my faithful steed!
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03-02-2014, 09:52 AM
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(03-02-2014 09:23 AM)Crulax Wrote:  
(03-02-2014 08:53 AM)Can_of_Beans Wrote:  If Kanye West and Kim Kardashian were both drowning and you only had time to save one, what kind of sandwich would you make?

How is this joke offensive?

Roast beef, provalone cheese, sourdough bread, and deli mustard!

I find anything involving those two to be offensive...

Good choice on the cheese; I love provolone. Smile

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03-02-2014, 10:24 AM
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(03-02-2014 08:53 AM)Can_of_Beans Wrote:  If Kanye West and Kim Kardashian were both drowning and you only had time to save one, what kind of sandwich would you make?

More like, what kind of music you'd play as you watch them drown.
Mine would be Eye of the Tiger, not very original, but still a classic.

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03-02-2014, 04:37 PM
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(03-02-2014 09:52 AM)Can_of_Beans Wrote:  
(03-02-2014 09:23 AM)Crulax Wrote:  How is this joke offensive?

Roast beef, provalone cheese, sourdough bread, and deli mustard!

I find anything involving those two to be offensive...

The fact that they are still breathing offends me but in the scenario you posted they were drowning which brings me nothing but delight!

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03-02-2014, 06:00 PM
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Why do they have a cake at a gypsy wedding?

To keep the flies off the bride.

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03-02-2014, 06:35 PM
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How do you get a Mexican woman pregnant?

Cum in her shoes and let the cockroaches do the rest!

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03-02-2014, 06:58 PM
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I like to recreate scenes from horror movies with children. Especially the parts where their parents come looking for them with no avail.
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