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03-02-2014, 07:23 PM
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My girlfriend just came to bed with a bald pussy for Valentine's Day.

I don't know whether to thank her or the cancer.

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03-02-2014, 07:24 PM
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Statistically, nine out of ten people enjoy gang rape.

(I may have previously posted that one here Consider )

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I am the wind, in the fields in which I roar. I am the water, in which I drown.
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03-02-2014, 07:25 PM
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(03-02-2014 07:24 PM)bemore Wrote:  Statistically, nine out of ten people enjoy gang rape.

(I may have previously posted that one here Consider )

I think that was on one of the first few posts, though if not it has been posted.

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03-02-2014, 07:29 PM
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What is the biggest dilemma a jew ever faced? FREE ham!

I don't really like going outside.
It's too damn "peopley" out there....
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04-02-2014, 12:39 AM
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I'm a lot like sriracha sauce. I often pour myself in your sandwiches.
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05-02-2014, 07:57 PM
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Mufasa should've been movinfasta know what I mean

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05-02-2014, 09:00 PM
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(05-02-2014 07:57 PM)Ferdinand Wrote:  Mufasa should've been movinfasta know what I mean

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05-02-2014, 09:26 PM
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(01-02-2014 02:54 AM)sporehux Wrote:  A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles.
The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.
He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.
She directs him down the correct aisle.

A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.
She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife...?"
He answers, "You see, it's like this: yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers – because it's so much cheaper this way, she said.
"So, I figure if I have to roll my own...........so does she...."

Gentlemen, this is an exact example of what not to do if your significant other is being visited by aunt flo!

What you do is get her tampons, pads, midol, her preferred sweet (lots of it) and watch her favorite shows/movies with her! Trust me you will be well rewarded the rest of the month!Thumbsup

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05-02-2014, 09:31 PM
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(05-02-2014 09:26 PM)Crulax Wrote:  
(01-02-2014 02:54 AM)sporehux Wrote:  A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles.
The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.
He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.
She directs him down the correct aisle.

A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.
She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife...?"
He answers, "You see, it's like this: yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers – because it's so much cheaper this way, she said.
"So, I figure if I have to roll my own...........so does she...."

Gentlemen, this is an exact example of what not to do if your significant other is being visited by aunt flo!

What you do is get her tampons, pads, midol, her preferred sweet (lots of it) and watch her favorite shows/movies with her! Trust me you will be well rewarded the rest of the month!Thumbsup

I just throw them in the basement and save my money.

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05-02-2014, 09:33 PM
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(05-02-2014 09:31 PM)Im_Ryan Wrote:  
(05-02-2014 09:26 PM)Crulax Wrote:  Gentlemen, this is an exact example of what not to do if your significant other is being visited by aunt flo!

What you do is get her tampons, pads, midol, her preferred sweet (lots of it) and watch her favorite shows/movies with her! Trust me you will be well rewarded the rest of the month!Thumbsup

I just throw them in the basement and save my money.

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