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10-02-2014, 12:04 AM
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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

It was disabled.
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17-02-2014, 08:40 AM
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What's the difference between a circus and a sorority house?




One is a cunning array of stunts.
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17-02-2014, 11:30 PM
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18-02-2014, 01:33 AM (This post was last modified: 18-02-2014 01:55 AM by DemonicLemon.)
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This boy was once digging a hole in his backyard. As he was digging, to his surprise, he found a treasure chest! In his excitement, he ran inside to his father.

"Daddy, daddy!" He exclaimed, "I was digging in the back yard and I found buried treasure!"

To congratulate his son, the father forced his cock down his throat and held it there until his son suffocated. On the brink of orgasm, the father stepped into his baby daughter's room and jizzed on her face in the crib.

And that is why they call them rabbits.
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18-02-2014, 01:47 AM
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(18-02-2014 01:33 AM)DemonicLemon Wrote:  This boy was once digging a hole in his backyard. As he was digging, to his surprise, he found a treasure chest! In his excitement, he ran inside to his father.

"Daddy, daddy!" He exclaimed, "I was digging in the hack yard and I found buried treasure!"

To congratulate his son, the father forced his cock down his throat and held it there until his son suffocated. On the brink of orgasm, the father stepped into his baby daughter's room and jizzed on her face in the crib.

And that is why they call them rabbits.

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21-02-2014, 10:10 AM
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I really don't appreciate all the holocaust jokes in this thread. It's a bit of a sore subject for me because my grandfather died in a concentration camp.

Poor guy got drunk and fell off a guard tower.

Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up.

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21-02-2014, 10:51 AM
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(21-02-2014 10:10 AM)itsnotmeitsyou Wrote:  I really don't appreciate all the holocaust jokes in this thread. It's a bit of a sore subject for me because my grandfather died in a concentration camp.

Poor guy got drunk and fell off a guard tower.

I'm so sorry for your loss, he died a warrior's death.

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22-02-2014, 07:42 AM
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?



One of them just snatches watches.
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22-02-2014, 12:54 PM
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What's the difference between a lesbian and a cheez-it?

One's a snack cracker.....

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22-02-2014, 06:22 PM
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What's the difference between my asian girlfriend and my cat?

I didn't bury my cat.
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