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06-03-2014, 10:28 AM
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(31-07-2014 04:37 PM)Luminon Wrote:  America is full of guns, but they're useless, because nobody has the courage to shoot an IRS agent in self-defense
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07-03-2014, 08:28 PM (This post was last modified: 07-03-2014 08:43 PM by Revenant77x.)
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What is the opposite of a camel toe?

A Squidward nose
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(31-07-2014 04:37 PM)Luminon Wrote:  America is full of guns, but they're useless, because nobody has the courage to shoot an IRS agent in self-defense
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09-03-2014, 02:53 AM
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How do you know when your wife is on her period?

When you choke your baby with a red tampon.
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12-03-2014, 12:36 PM
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Why did Barbie never get pregnant?

Ken always came in another box.

(31-07-2014 04:37 PM)Luminon Wrote:  America is full of guns, but they're useless, because nobody has the courage to shoot an IRS agent in self-defense
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24-03-2014, 08:07 PM
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“You see… sometimes life gives you lemons. And when that happens… you need to find some spell that makes lemons explode, because lemons are terrible. I only ate them once and I can say with certainty they are the worst fruit. If life gave me lemons, I would view it as nothing short of a declaration of war."
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27-03-2014, 09:52 PM
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One day, the entire body gets together to decide who should be the boss.

The brain starts up with "I control the entire body already. I should be in charge."

The heart pipes up "But you would die in seconds if not for me constantly pumping oxygen and nutrients everywhere."

About this time, the rectum speaks up "I wanna be in charge"

The rest of the body laughs at it. "You can't be in charge, you're just an orifice." One said, and with that, they continued to argue among themselves.

The rectum, dejected, clamped shut. Before too long, the eyes were watery, the heart was pumping toxic blood, the brain couldn't think straight and had a headache. It wasn't much longer before they all gave in and let the rectum be their leader.

Moral of the story:

You don't have to be important to be in charge. Just an asshole.

Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up.

"Let me give you some advice, bastard: never forget what you are. The rest of the world will not. Wear it like armor, and it can never be used to hurt you." - Tyrion Lannister
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27-03-2014, 10:23 PM
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How did the Bikie get blood on his boot ?
Attempted to kick-start a menstrual cycle.

Theism is to believe what other people claim, Atheism is to ask "why should I".
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02-04-2014, 08:38 PM
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"I feel as though the camera is almost a kind of voyeur in Mr. Beans life, and you just watch this bizarre man going about his life in the way that he wants to."

-Rowan Atkinson
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03-04-2014, 12:12 AM
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“You see… sometimes life gives you lemons. And when that happens… you need to find some spell that makes lemons explode, because lemons are terrible. I only ate them once and I can say with certainty they are the worst fruit. If life gave me lemons, I would view it as nothing short of a declaration of war."
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04-04-2014, 10:51 AM
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Onward, my faithful steed!
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