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24-04-2014, 08:31 PM
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(24-04-2014 08:30 PM)Vosur Wrote:  [Image: tumblr_n4et3xxisZ1r6q44to1_1280.png]

Hehe Laugh out load

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24-04-2014, 08:41 PM
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(20-04-2014 12:50 PM)ELK12695 Wrote:  [Image: funny-pictures-auto-youtube-usher-387788.jpeg]

I wish I could sing this at one.

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28-04-2014, 11:28 PM
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"Never buy crackling from a Mohel."

-Christopher Hitchens

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-Rowan Atkinson
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29-04-2014, 04:59 PM
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What's so good about an Ethiopian blow job?

You just KNOW she'll swallow. Thumbsup

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30-04-2014, 05:44 PM
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What's the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and vagina?

Retarded things only occasionally fall out of her vagina.

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30-04-2014, 06:09 PM
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What do you call a baby with too many extra chromosomes?


A miscarriage.

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30-04-2014, 07:28 PM
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Two priests and a 12 year old boy are on a small airplane when the pilot turns around and says "Bad news guys. We have a massive engine failure, and I'm bailing. I think there are a couple of parachutes back there" Then the pilot straps on his own parachute and jumps out.

Frantically, the priests search for parachutes, and find only 2. They have the following conversation:

Priest 1 - What are we going to do? There are 3 of us and only 2 parachutes
Priest 2 - Easy. One for you and one for me.
Priest 1 - What about the kid?
Priest 2 - Fuck the kid!
Priest 1 - Really? You think we have time?
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07-05-2014, 05:14 PM
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07-05-2014, 07:52 PM
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What does a black man do after having sex

15 years

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08-05-2014, 09:20 AM
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Found another one of these Laugh out load
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