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08-05-2014, 03:21 PM
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What did the white jew say to the black jew?

Get in the back of the oven

How do you get a black man out of a tree?

Cut the rope

What is white, bubbling, and claws at the glass?

Baby in a microwave
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08-05-2014, 03:32 PM
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(08-05-2014 03:21 PM)Michael_Tadlock Wrote:  What did the white jew say to the black jew?

Get in the back of the oven

How do you get a black man out of a tree?

Cut the rope

What is white, bubbling, and claws at the glass?

Baby in a microwave

Black jews? O god my childhood religious memories.

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09-05-2014, 01:08 PM
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Maybe only offensive to religious types Wink

UNANSWERED PRAYER

The preacher's 5 year-old daughter noticed that her father always
paused and bowed his head for a moment before starting his sermon. One
day, she asked him why.
"Well, Honey," he began, proud that his daughter was so observant of
his messages. "I'm asking the Lord to help me preach a good sermon."
"How come He doesn't answer it?" she asked.

If bullshit were music some people would be a brass band.
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10-05-2014, 08:56 AM
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What is the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?




You can hang the picture with just one nail.
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10-05-2014, 09:01 AM
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Q. Why is it so easy to get away with murder in West Virginia?

A. Because everyone has the same DNA.

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Q. How do you circumcise someone in West Virginia?

A. Kick his sister in the chin.

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11-05-2014, 01:14 AM
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I would post this in the mother's day thread but given the context of the scene this image came from, yeah I dunno where else to put it.

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“You see… sometimes life gives you lemons. And when that happens… you need to find some spell that makes lemons explode, because lemons are terrible. I only ate them once and I can say with certainty they are the worst fruit. If life gave me lemons, I would view it as nothing short of a declaration of war."
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11-05-2014, 04:52 PM (This post was last modified: 11-05-2014 05:08 PM by Metazoa Zeke.)
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What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA.

What do you call a white girl with a yeast infection?
Crackers with cheese.

People are like crayons.
No one likes the white ones.

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11-05-2014, 06:47 PM
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Kyle "What do you call white people in an elevator?"

Joan Dodgy

Kyle "A box of crackers. HAH"

Joan Angel "Salty, graham, vinegar, onion, or cheese?"
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11-05-2014, 07:16 PM
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A man was on his honeymoon near a lake and would fish from dawn to dark with his fishing guide, a friend of many years. The guide thought this was rather weird...

"Aren't you newlyweds supposed to be doing something else?"

"Yes, but she's got gonorrhea, and you know how I love to fish."

"That's... not the only way to have sex?"

"I know, but she's got diarrhea, and you know how I love to fish."

"That's still not the only way to have sex!"

"Yeah, but she's got phyrrea, and you know how I love to fish."

"Why would you marry someone with health problems like that?" Blink

"Because she's also got worms, and you know how I love to fish!" Drinking Beverage

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12-05-2014, 01:07 PM
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My aunt brought my cousin watermelon ear rings.

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