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28-05-2014, 05:00 PM
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Q: What is 6.9?

A: a great number ruined by a period

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30-05-2014, 03:36 PM
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As she lay there dozing next to me a voice inside my head kept saying, "Relax, you are not the first doctor to sleep with one of his patients."

But another voice kept saying, "Howard...you're a veterinarian..." Dodgy

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30-05-2014, 03:39 PM
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Q: How can you tell if you're in a gay church?

A: Only half the congregation is kneeling.

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31-05-2014, 09:12 AM
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Not technically a joke, but... why don't they have midget basketball in the paralympic games? I think I'd watch that.
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31-05-2014, 09:16 AM
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Why don't they have Special Winter Olympics?

Imagine how much fun it would be to watch the bobsled event.

"Looks like the second pusher picked a bad day to not wear a helmet. Think he is gonna sit down before the tunnel?"

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31-05-2014, 10:11 AM
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(31-05-2014 09:16 AM)Revenant77x Wrote:  Why don't they have Special Winter Olympics?

Imagine how much fun it would be to watch the bobsled event.

"Looks like the second pusher picked a bad day to not wear a helmet. Think he is gonna sit down before the tunnel?"

Unsure but why would he take off his helmet before the event. I mean... Wasn't he already wearing one? Consider

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31-05-2014, 02:58 PM
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On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white. The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof. Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof. Next is the black guy's turn. The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.


What’s Orange White and Very Beautiful? A WHITE BOY ON FIRE!


Why do so many white people get lost skiing? It’s hard to find them in the snow.


What does a white man do at the club? Pout while all the colored folk are bumpin’ & grindin’ with all of his fine white bitches.

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31-05-2014, 06:16 PM
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(31-05-2014 02:58 PM)ThePaleolithicFreethinker Wrote:  What does a white man do at the club? Pout while all the colored folk are bumpin’ & grindin’ with all of his fine white bitches.

Wait a minute...when did we start letting colored folk into clubs? Consider

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31-05-2014, 06:18 PM
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(31-05-2014 06:16 PM)Can_of_Beans Wrote:  
(31-05-2014 02:58 PM)ThePaleolithicFreethinker Wrote:  What does a white man do at the club? Pout while all the colored folk are bumpin’ & grindin’ with all of his fine white bitches.

Wait a minute...when did we start letting colored folk into clubs? Consider

He meant the nightclubs not the country clubs.

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31-05-2014, 06:23 PM
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(31-05-2014 06:18 PM)Revenant77x Wrote:  
(31-05-2014 06:16 PM)Can_of_Beans Wrote:  Wait a minute...when did we start letting colored folk into clubs? Consider

He meant the nightclubs not the country clubs.

Oh, I suppose that would make more sense.

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