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31-05-2014, 06:29 PM
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Q. What do gay horses eat?

A. HAAAAAAAYYYYYYY

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31-05-2014, 08:03 PM
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(31-05-2014 06:18 PM)Revenant77x Wrote:  
(31-05-2014 06:16 PM)Can_of_Beans Wrote:  Wait a minute...when did we start letting colored folk into clubs? Consider

He meant the nightclubs not the country clubs.

http://dfw.cbslocal.com/2014/02/14/all-w...ck-member/

Soon it will be both.

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04-06-2014, 01:43 AM
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I would tell a Casey Anthony joke, but my mom would kill me...

How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs?
None, he fell.

I ran into Hitler. I was surprised to see him and asked him what he was up to? He said "This time I am going to kill 6 million Jews and two clowns!" "Two Clowns? Why are you going to kill two clowns?" "See? Nobody cares about zee Jews."

What did the leper say to the prostitute? Keep the tip!

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

God gave women yeast infections so that they would know what it was like living with an irritating cunt for once. (I'm terrible)

What's the difference between a black guy and Batman?  A black guy can't go out at night without Robin. (you'll get it someday)

That's it. I was going to make a gay joke, butt f*^k it.

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04-06-2014, 01:49 AM
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Ray Comfort being rude.

Theism is to believe what other people claim, Atheism is to ask "why should I".
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05-06-2014, 03:01 PM
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(04-06-2014 01:49 AM)sporehux Wrote:  Ray Comfort being rude.

Ray Comfort period.

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05-06-2014, 03:46 PM
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“It is a capital mistake to theorize before one has data. Insensibly one begins to twist facts to suit theories, instead of theories to suit facts.”
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05-06-2014, 05:24 PM
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05-06-2014, 05:40 PM
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Q. Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand?

A. So she can moan with the other

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06-06-2014, 02:06 PM
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I visited a local brothel last night and kind of felt like a retard.

Unfortunately they don't cater to that fetish...

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06-06-2014, 02:12 PM
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I heard they finally determined Michael Jackson's cause of death.

Apparently he got food poisoning from an 11 year old wiener.

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