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12-06-2014, 07:04 PM
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What do you call the useless skin around the vagina?


The woman.

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15-06-2014, 11:21 AM
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How are children like cellphones?

If you've lost one and haven't found it in a couple days, it's probably dead.

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15-06-2014, 07:27 PM
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What is the difference between dead babies and a Lamborghini?

I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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15-06-2014, 08:28 PM
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Having kids is like a frat party.

The guests are up all night, lots of throwing up, and somebody goes to jail for sexual misconduct.

“You see… sometimes life gives you lemons. And when that happens… you need to find some spell that makes lemons explode, because lemons are terrible. I only ate them once and I can say with certainty they are the worst fruit. If life gave me lemons, I would view it as nothing short of a declaration of war."
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16-06-2014, 09:25 PM
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This joke was once on a Popsicle stick!


What is the hardest part of a Vegetable to eat?







The Wheelchair!


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16-06-2014, 09:30 PM
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(16-06-2014 09:25 PM)Shadow Fox Wrote:  This joke was once on a Popsicle stick!


What is the hardest part of a Vegetable to eat?







The Wheelchair!

Laugh out loadLaugh out loadLaugh out loadLaugh out load a Popsicle stick??? LMAO!!! Evil_monster

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23-06-2014, 10:09 PM
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What's more fun than swinging a dead baby on a five foot long rope in circles above your head?

Stopping it with a shovel.


What is red, six inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry when I make her eat it?

Her miscarriage.

“You see… sometimes life gives you lemons. And when that happens… you need to find some spell that makes lemons explode, because lemons are terrible. I only ate them once and I can say with certainty they are the worst fruit. If life gave me lemons, I would view it as nothing short of a declaration of war."
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23-06-2014, 10:15 PM
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I haven't read all of this thread so sorry if it's been told already.

What's worse than a truckload of dead babies?

Unloading them with a pitchfork.
(I'm ignorant on how to do spoiler boxes)
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23-06-2014, 10:23 PM
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(23-06-2014 10:15 PM)pablo628 Wrote:  I haven't read all of this thread so sorry if it's been told already.

What's worse than a truckload of dead babies?

Unloading them with a pitchfork.
(I'm ignorant on how to do spoiler boxes)

For spoiler boxes, type [spoiler ][ /spoiler] without the space between the r and ], [ and /.

Quote my post to see it in action.

“You see… sometimes life gives you lemons. And when that happens… you need to find some spell that makes lemons explode, because lemons are terrible. I only ate them once and I can say with certainty they are the worst fruit. If life gave me lemons, I would view it as nothing short of a declaration of war."
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23-06-2014, 10:26 PM
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I feel sorry for Anne Frank. First she gets her diary published, which is every girl's worst nightmare, but on top of that she doesn't get any money from it, which is every Jew's worst nightmare.

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