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19-07-2014, 08:17 PM
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She was only a whisky maker.............but I lover her still.Laugh out load
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19-07-2014, 08:19 PM
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What's green and eats nuts?

Syphilis.


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29-07-2014, 02:29 PM
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"I was raised catholic and my catholic priest told me when I was 12 years of age, he said to me, 'God is watching you when you masturbate.' ... I said 'Is he a paedophile too father?'"

-Jimmy Carr

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04-08-2014, 10:02 PM
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Today's word is.................. Fluctuations
I was at my bank today; there was a short line.
There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady who was trying
to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious she was a little irritated . . .....
She asked the teller:
"Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla fo yen.
Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?"
The teller shrugged his shoulders and said:
"Fluctuations."
The Asian lady says:
"Fluc you white people too!"

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09-08-2014, 08:49 AM
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Q) What do you call 32 natives in a row?
A) A full head of teeth.
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09-08-2014, 08:59 AM
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Q) What's the worst part of eating vegetables?
A) The wheelchair gets in the way.
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30-08-2014, 04:53 AM
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“You see… sometimes life gives you lemons. And when that happens… you need to find some spell that makes lemons explode, because lemons are terrible. I only ate them once and I can say with certainty they are the worst fruit. If life gave me lemons, I would view it as nothing short of a declaration of war."
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30-08-2014, 05:21 AM
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Oh! I've got one!

Talking of offensive jokes.

Angel

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30-08-2014, 06:02 AM
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All you cunts might find this offensive... Well what can I say?

Cunts are fucked!




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30-08-2014, 06:20 AM
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(30-08-2014 06:02 AM)DeepThought Wrote:  All you cunts might find this offensive... Well what can I say?

Cunts are fucked!




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