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30-08-2014, 07:50 AM
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“You see… sometimes life gives you lemons. And when that happens… you need to find some spell that makes lemons explode, because lemons are terrible. I only ate them once and I can say with certainty they are the worst fruit. If life gave me lemons, I would view it as nothing short of a declaration of war."
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30-08-2014, 09:06 AM
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I got neither the link nor the image to work Sad

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30-08-2014, 10:08 AM
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(30-08-2014 06:02 AM)DeepThought Wrote:  All you cunts might find this offensive... Well what can I say?

Cunts are fucked!




My favorite was the movie game.

"Cunt"
"What movie is that?"
"Shrek obviously"

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01-09-2014, 07:39 PM
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A farmer and his wife were lying in bed one evening, she was knitting and he was reading the latest issue of Animal Husbandry. He looks up from the page and say's to her, "Did you know that human beings are the only species on earth in which the female achieves orgasm."

She looks at him wistfully, smiles, and replies, "Oh yeah, prove it!"

He frowns for a moment, then says,"OK!" He then gets up and walks out, leaving his wife with a confused look on her face.

About half an hour later he returns all tired and sweaty, "Well I'm sure the cow and sheep didn't, but the way that pig squealed it was hard to tell!"

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06-09-2014, 10:44 AM
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06-09-2014, 03:10 PM
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Re: Rare Breeds. Three things

1. I had no idea black people stereotypically do not like mayonnaise
2. I am a white woman who HATES mayonnaise, and I almost puked watching it drip out of the end of the sandwich
3. I am going to feel like a complete idiot if the mayonnaise sandwich is some type of euphemism that went completely over my head! Smile
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06-09-2014, 03:13 PM
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It's not really a joke, but this video made me stop being offended by the word 'cunt' and embrace it! Also, some guy in the comments section quit his job by e-mailing it to his boss, which I found hilarious.



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06-09-2014, 03:22 PM
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LOL I love Kat. Her stuff is hilarious. I hope she posts more in the future.
Also... Shitty nerdy pickup lines that would never work.
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18-09-2014, 03:07 PM
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Q. Why shouldn't you fuck a fat girl with AIDS?

A. What...do you really need a third reason?

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19-09-2014, 09:19 AM
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A Catholic boy is lying on the ground seriously injured after being hit by a car outside a church.

A man runs to him and says, "Would you like me to fetch a priest?"

The boy replies, "Can't you see I'm dying? Sex is the last thing on my mind."

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