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21-09-2014, 08:38 PM
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06-10-2014, 05:58 PM
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A vacationing penguin is driving his through Arizona when he notices that the oil pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the motor. He drives to the nearest town and stops at the first gas station.

After dropping the car off, the penguin goes for a walk around town. He sees an ice-cream shop and, being a penguin in Arizona, decides that something cold would really hit the spot. He gets a big dish of ice cream and sits down to eat. Having no hands he makes a real mess trying to eat with his flippers. After he finishes, he goes back to the gas station and asks the mechanic if he's found the problem. The mechanic looks up and says "It looks like you blew a seal."

"No..." the penguin replies, "it's ice cream. IT'S ICE CREAM!!!"

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09-10-2014, 04:28 PM
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If you are a big softie don't open, you've been warned Tongue
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09-10-2014, 05:32 PM
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“You see… sometimes life gives you lemons. And when that happens… you need to find some spell that makes lemons explode, because lemons are terrible. I only ate them once and I can say with certainty they are the worst fruit. If life gave me lemons, I would view it as nothing short of a declaration of war."
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12-10-2014, 04:11 PM
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"Don't answer that. A rhetorical question."
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12-10-2014, 04:35 PM
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(12-10-2014 04:11 PM)ELK12695 Wrote:  
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It's mutha fuckin bootleg fireworks an shit! Lol Laugh out load

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15-10-2014, 10:18 PM
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What did the black boy get for Christmas?

My bike.
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15-10-2014, 11:34 PM
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What do you call a gay guy in a wheelchair?

Rolaids.
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16-10-2014, 12:09 AM
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-Jesus Christ fed 2000 people with 5 loaves of bread and 2 fish.

Big whoop! Hitler made 6 million Jews toast.

- What do you call a 5 year old with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor.

- What do Iron Man and Sarah Palin have in common?

They both had a downey jr in them.

- How do you get a nun pregnant?

Dress her up like an altar boy.

- I saw a bunch of black guys sitting on a frozen lake not talking so I thought I'd go break the ice.
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16-10-2014, 12:11 AM
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(15-10-2014 11:34 PM)Fodder_From_The_Truth Wrote:  What do you call a gay guy in a wheelchair?

Rolaids.

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