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16-10-2014, 12:35 AM
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You know your girlfriend is too young when you have to make airplane noises to get your cock in her mouth.

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16-10-2014, 12:43 AM
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I like my women like I like my coffee.

Chopped up and in an air tight bag in the freezer.
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16-10-2014, 12:45 AM
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(16-10-2014 12:35 AM)Vosur Wrote:  You know your girlfriend is too young when you have to make airplane noises to get your cock in her mouth.

My girlfriend called me a pedophile the other day.

I said "that's a pretty big word for a 9 year old."
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16-10-2014, 12:50 AM
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(16-10-2014 12:43 AM)Fodder_From_The_Truth Wrote:  I like my women like I like my coffee.

Chopped up and in an air tight bag in the freezer.

I still love:

I like my women like I like my coffee...

...with no penis

Swing with me a while, we can listen to the birds call, we can keep each other warm.
Swing with me forever, we can count up every flower, we can weather every storm.
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16-10-2014, 01:19 AM
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I like my women like I like my coffee.

Mixed with razor blades and corrosive acid before poured on newborn babies.

“You see… sometimes life gives you lemons. And when that happens… you need to find some spell that makes lemons explode, because lemons are terrible. I only ate them once and I can say with certainty they are the worst fruit. If life gave me lemons, I would view it as nothing short of a declaration of war."
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16-10-2014, 01:53 AM
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What is the Jew doing, poking around in the ashtray?

Studying his family history.

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What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole?

A pedophile.

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16-10-2014, 02:10 AM
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Didn't you hear the final score on the Egypt vs Ethiopia soccer game?

Egypt 8...Ethiopia didn't.
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16-10-2014, 01:10 PM
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Women these days are so weird.
"Do I know you?"
"That's really offensive."
"Please let my baby go! I won't tell anyone I promise!"

“You see… sometimes life gives you lemons. And when that happens… you need to find some spell that makes lemons explode, because lemons are terrible. I only ate them once and I can say with certainty they are the worst fruit. If life gave me lemons, I would view it as nothing short of a declaration of war."
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16-10-2014, 01:11 PM
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I feel like I was very close to becoming another Wicked Clown had my life turned out slightly different.

“You see… sometimes life gives you lemons. And when that happens… you need to find some spell that makes lemons explode, because lemons are terrible. I only ate them once and I can say with certainty they are the worst fruit. If life gave me lemons, I would view it as nothing short of a declaration of war."
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16-10-2014, 01:13 PM
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When I take the time to make you breakfast in bed a simple thank you would suffice. Not all of this "How did you get into my house?" business.

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