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04-11-2014, 03:42 PM
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What do dildos and soy beans have in common?

They're both used as substitute meat.

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04-11-2014, 03:42 PM
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What do you call a Mexican baptism?

A bean dip.

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04-11-2014, 03:47 PM
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Why did God give Mexicans noses?

So they'd have something to pick during the winter.

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04-11-2014, 03:50 PM
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Why should you never run over a black person on a bicycle?

Because it might be your bicycle.

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08-11-2014, 08:49 PM
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10-11-2014, 11:11 PM
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This song always makes me feel happy.

“You see… sometimes life gives you lemons. And when that happens… you need to find some spell that makes lemons explode, because lemons are terrible. I only ate them once and I can say with certainty they are the worst fruit. If life gave me lemons, I would view it as nothing short of a declaration of war."
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11-11-2014, 02:23 PM
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What did the white Jew say to the black Jew?

Get to the back of the oven.
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12-11-2014, 02:59 PM
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If I may rip from a post of mine which is ripping from Facebook:

"Making Holocaust jokes is like playing with a furnace. Once you start, you're basically digging your own grave."

The people closely associated with the namesake of female canines are suffering from a nondescript form of lunacy.
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16-11-2014, 01:34 PM
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25-11-2014, 05:01 AM
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So this guy with a premature ejaculation problem comes out of nowhere...

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