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01-02-2015, 11:19 PM
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What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?

Their biggest hit was the wall.

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04-02-2015, 08:04 PM
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What is al-Qaeda's favorite football team?

The New York Jets.

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04-02-2015, 08:05 PM
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How do you start an Ethiopian rave party?

Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling.

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04-02-2015, 08:06 PM
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What do you call a leper in a hot bath?

Porridge

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04-02-2015, 09:34 PM
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Yo momma so black, when she went to night school-teacher mark her absent!


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05-02-2015, 08:54 PM
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Little Susie's mom came home from work and asked Susie "How was your day? Did anything interesting happen?"

Susie said "The maid almost died today, and Daddy saved her life"

Mom said "Wow, I'm surprised Daddy didn't tell me. What happened?"

Susie said "I don't know what was wrong, but she was lying in bed with her legs up in the air shouting "Oh God, Oh God, I'm coming!" She'd probably have floated up to Heaven if Daddy hadn't been lying on top of her"
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05-02-2015, 09:26 PM
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Would it be going too far to post Electric Retard strips in here?

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What happened to the drunk thirteen year old who fell asleep in front of the synagogue? She woke up with a heavy Jew on her. Tongue

They're now married with five kids. :/

(01-02-2015 05:29 PM)Can_of_Beans Wrote:  I heard a joke about Jonestown, but the punchline is too long.

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05-02-2015, 09:32 PM
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SAM, there is no too far in this thread. It's specifically for the most offensive of jokes. Folks don't like it, they can GTFO. Just stick to basic forum rules, you're all good Thumbsup

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05-02-2015, 10:03 PM
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(05-02-2015 09:32 PM)Smercury44 Wrote:  SAM, there is no too far in this thread. It's specifically for the most offensive of jokes. Folks don't like it, they can GTFO. Just stick to basic forum rules, you're all good Thumbsup

I was talking more in terms of if people would find them funny but; OK.

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The rest is worse: I advise you to not look it up.

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05-02-2015, 10:03 PM
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(05-02-2015 09:26 PM)Stuffed_Assumption_Meringue Wrote:  Would it be going too far to post Electric Retard strips in here?

I've done it before, Kinda wish I could find some of the better ones, like the full of that one comic where the guy gets pissed at the customer and shoves his face in the fryer.

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