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05-02-2015, 10:04 PM
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New post for the last strip. It didn't fit in the last one.

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05-02-2015, 10:05 PM
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I remember that one, the one your posted is missing a number of frames that established that most of the plane is Muslim as well as the explosion itself.

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05-02-2015, 10:11 PM
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^I skipped some panels in an attempt to make the pacing better. (I was going to cut more from the school shooting one.) I was also going to post the "buggering baby Jesus" one but decided that it probably violated the forum rules.

(05-02-2015 10:03 PM)DemonicLemon Wrote:  
(05-02-2015 09:26 PM)Stuffed_Assumption_Meringue Wrote:  Would it be going too far to post Electric Retard strips in here?

I've done it before, Kinda wish I could find some of the better ones, like the full of that one comic where the guy gets pissed at the customer and shoves his face in the fryer.

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06-02-2015, 06:31 AM
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(05-02-2015 10:03 PM)Stuffed_Assumption_Meringue Wrote:  The rest is worse: I advise you to not look it up.

This is the "Offensive Jokes Thread". Jokes are funny. That stuff? Not so much.

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06-02-2015, 12:50 PM
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What do you call a guitarist who breaks up with his girlfriend?

Homeless

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06-02-2015, 02:33 PM
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Why do cops like pedophiles?

Because they drive slow in school zones.

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07-02-2015, 08:38 AM
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I win.

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10-02-2015, 07:38 PM
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Laugh out load

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10-02-2015, 07:47 PM
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(06-02-2015 06:31 AM)Chas Wrote:  
(05-02-2015 10:03 PM)Stuffed_Assumption_Meringue Wrote:  The rest is worse: I advise you to not look it up.

This is the "Offensive Jokes Thread". Jokes are funny. That stuff? Not so much.

Yeah. That was basically my reaction. I regret posting it now.

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10-02-2015, 07:58 PM
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(10-02-2015 07:47 PM)Stuffed_Assumption_Meringue Wrote:  
(06-02-2015 06:31 AM)Chas Wrote:  This is the "Offensive Jokes Thread". Jokes are funny. That stuff? Not so much.

Yeah. That was basically my reaction. I regret posting it now.

Someone out there obviously finds it funny. Otherwise it wouldn't have been made. Don't let anyone bully you out of the offensive jokes thread. If you think it's funny, post it. If you don't think it's funny, but you get a laugh out of other people being offended by it, post it. There are jokes in here that are so fucking awful, traumatizing and not at all funny to me, but who gives a shit? It's the offensive jokes thread for a reason and we don't all laugh at the same ones.

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