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23-02-2015, 09:10 PM
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(31-07-2014 04:37 PM)Luminon Wrote:  America is full of guns, but they're useless, because nobody has the courage to shoot an IRS agent in self-defense
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12-03-2015, 01:44 PM
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I was in a bar last night and there were two extremely large ladies there with very strong accents.
I said 'Hello, are you two ladies from Scotland?'
One of them screamed at me 'IT'S WALES YOU IDIOT'
So I said 'Sorry, my mistake. Are you two whales from Scotland?'

I don't remember any thing after that.

What do you mean Life is short. It's the longest thing you're going to do.
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13-03-2015, 05:57 AM
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A mountain man travels to town to trade some meat and skins and get his supplies for the month. Before heading back, he goes to the bar, slaps some money on the counter and says "Barkeep, get me a whiskey!". As he pours the drink, he asks "You got any women in this place?", and the bartender responds "No, but we got Old Joe.". The mountain man says "That don't do me any good. I ain't into that shit.". He finishes his whiskey and leaves.

Next month, he returns to trade again, and hits up the bar before leaving. He puts the money on the counter, demands his whiskey, and again asks "You got any women here, yet?". The bartender calmly replies "Nope. Still got Old Joe, though.". The disappointed mountain man says "That don't do me any good. I ain't into that shit.".

One month later, the mountain man returns for his usual transactions. After buying the whiskey, he asks "You got any women here this time?", and the bartender tells him "No, but we still got Old Joe.". The mountain man drinks his whiskey, looks around, leans in and quietly asks "Just between you and me, if I go along with this, who all will know?". The bartender says "Well, you and me, of course, and Old Joe. Plus them other two fellows.". The mountain man asks "What other two fellows?", and the bartender tells him "The two that hold him down. Old Joe ain't into that shit, either.".
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18-03-2015, 05:45 PM
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I phoned the rape helpline last night.

Turns out it's only for victims.

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26-04-2015, 01:21 PM
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27-04-2015, 08:52 AM
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What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and acne? Acne doesn’t come on a boys face until he’s 13.

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30-04-2015, 04:34 AM
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How many blacks does it take to start a riot?
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30-04-2015, 04:43 AM
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(30-04-2015 04:34 AM)Szuchow Wrote:  How many blacks does it take to start a riot?
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Thinks... Too soon.

Laughs despite myself.

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30-04-2015, 05:01 AM
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(30-04-2015 04:43 AM)DLJ Wrote:  
(30-04-2015 04:34 AM)Szuchow Wrote:  How many blacks does it take to start a riot?
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Thinks... Too soon.

Laughs despite myself.

Blush

Considering the thread name I think it is appropriate reaction.

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30-04-2015, 04:16 PM
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Did you hear about the dyslexic cop?

He shot an unarmed ginger.

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