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23-10-2012, 11:03 AM
RE: The offensive jokes thread
Why could Jesus walk on water? Shit Floats.

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26-10-2012, 01:32 PM
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Why did the semen cross the road?

I put on the wrong sock this morning.

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27-10-2012, 10:25 PM
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(18-09-2012 08:17 AM)Misanthropik Wrote:  What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing; she's already been told twice.

What do you call a woman with one black eye?


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27-10-2012, 10:27 PM
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How do you get little black kids to stop jumping on the bead?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

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29-10-2012, 06:40 AM
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When asked about his views on the paedophile ring at the BBC, the Pope is reported to have said, "It is not the Vatican's policy to comment on the activities of a rival organisation."


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29-10-2012, 12:43 PM
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A girl approaches her boyfriend to inform him that many people have told her he is a pedophile.
Her boyfriends responds back with "my that's an awfully big word for an 8 year old to use!"

Why wasn't Jesus born in Mexico?
Because he wouldn't have been able to find three wise men or a virgin.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
Because he was hit by a bus.

What did little Timmy want for Christmas?
Parents.

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29-10-2012, 05:05 PM
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(27-10-2012 10:27 PM)germanyt Wrote:  How do you get little black kids to stop jumping on the bead?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

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29-10-2012, 06:23 PM
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(29-10-2012 05:05 PM)Magoo Wrote:  
(27-10-2012 10:27 PM)germanyt Wrote:  How do you get little black kids to stop jumping on the bead?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

Dear God

Lol Magoo. It is the offensive jokes thread.

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29-10-2012, 06:34 PM
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(29-10-2012 06:23 PM)Chas Wrote:  
(29-10-2012 05:05 PM)Magoo Wrote:  Dear God

Lol Magoo. It is the offensive jokes thread.

Shit. Was I supposed to be offended? I had this image in my head of three or four little black kids, dangling from their Lil Afros, and kinda squirming around all annoyed and cute.

My reaction wasn't offended. It was, "awwwww".




EDIT: Why the hell does autocorrect capitalize "Lil" and "Afros"?

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29-10-2012, 06:38 PM
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(29-10-2012 06:34 PM)Stark Raving Wrote:  
(29-10-2012 06:23 PM)Chas Wrote:  Lol Magoo. It is the offensive jokes thread.

Shit. Was I supposed to be offended? I had this image in my head of three or four little black kids, dangling from their Lil Afros, and kinda squirming around all annoyed and cute.

My reaction wasn't offended. It was, "awwwww".




EDIT: Why the hell does autocorrect capitalize "Lil" and "Afros"?

It did it again!

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