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30-04-2015, 05:23 PM
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(30-04-2015 04:16 PM)Can_of_Beans Wrote:  Did you hear about the dyslexic cop?

He shot an unarmed ginger.
We lysdexics find this funny. And we're untied.
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01-05-2015, 01:36 AM
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What’s the worst thing about getting your keys locked in your car outside an abortion clinic? Having to go in to ask for a coat hanger.

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03-05-2015, 03:53 PM
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I was raping a woman the other night and she cried, “Please, think of my children!” Kinky bitch.

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04-05-2015, 07:32 PM
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05-05-2015, 01:37 AM
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What’s so good about an Ethiopian blow job? You just KNOW she’ll swallow.

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05-05-2015, 12:13 PM
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What do you call an overpriced circumcision?

A rip-off

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05-05-2015, 12:15 PM
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Why do they call it PMS?

Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.

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06-05-2015, 03:35 AM
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Why are KFC and a woman the same? When you’re done eating them all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.

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09-05-2015, 03:53 PM
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They say one One in Five of us lives next door to a pedophile.

Not me... I live next door to a sexy 12 year old
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10-05-2015, 02:31 PM
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A woman says to her husband that she wants to have plastic surgery to enlarge her breasts.

Husband: "Hey, you don't need surgery to do that. I know how to do it without surgery."

Wife: "How do I do it without surgery?"

Husband: "Just rub toilet paper between them".

Startled, the wife asks, "How does that make them bigger?"

Husband: "I don't know, but it worked for your ass."

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