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10-05-2015, 03:18 PM
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I ran into Hitler. I was surprised to see him and asked him what he was up to? He said “This time I am going to kill 6 million Jews and two clowns!” “Two Clowns? Why are you going to kill two clowns?” “See? Nobody cares about zee Jews.”

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10-05-2015, 04:56 PM
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Contrary to commonly believed history - Hitler did not commit suicide in his bunker.

He died of a heart attack.

When he opened up the gas bill....

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10-05-2015, 07:21 PM
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What do buddhist monks and Jews have in common?

They both make for great kindling.

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11-05-2015, 03:01 AM
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What do you call a black woman who has had a dozen abortions? A crime fighter.

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11-05-2015, 06:27 AM
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Why do they use cotton at the top of pill bottles? To remind black people that they were cotton pickers before drug dealers.
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11-05-2015, 08:39 AM
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What's better than winning Gold at the Paralympics?

WALKING
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11-05-2015, 08:40 AM
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What to Ethiopians do at night?


Starve
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11-05-2015, 08:41 AM
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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?

One was an astronaut and the other fucks kids
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11-05-2015, 09:15 AM
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Did you hear what happened to Michael Jackson's body after the official funeral?

His body was exhumed and melted back down into plastics to be made into children's toys. That way they can play with him for once.

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11-05-2015, 12:03 PM
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The day of the shooting the students at Sandy Hook were all over the TV.

And all over the chalkboards, desks, floors...

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