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11-05-2015, 01:08 PM
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(11-05-2015 12:03 PM)Can_of_Beans Wrote:  The day of the shooting the students at Sandy Hook were all over the TV.

And all over the chalkboards, desks, floors...

This is the first joke in the thread that has offended me. Congratulations sir, you win one internet.

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11-05-2015, 04:44 PM
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(11-05-2015 01:08 PM)Im_Ryan Wrote:  
(11-05-2015 12:03 PM)Can_of_Beans Wrote:  The day of the shooting the students at Sandy Hook were all over the TV.

And all over the chalkboards, desks, floors...

This is the first joke in the thread that has offended me. Congratulations sir, you win one internet.

My mom is going to be so proud.

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13-05-2015, 04:36 AM
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A daughter asks her dad if she can have a sleepover with her girlfriends and he agrees.
Later on, he over-hears their game of truth or dare to which the daughter's friend asks her when the last time she had an orgasm was.
The daughter replied, "Oh, about 3 days ago."
Her dad bursts into the room and screams, "I KNEW YOU WERE FAKING LAST NIGHT!"

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13-05-2015, 01:23 PM
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What's the difference between a Girl Scout troop and a band of pygmies?

The pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts....................

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14-05-2015, 02:53 PM
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A Liverpool docker went to South Africa for a job. The boss tells him: “Its people like you we want here. Here’s a test. There’s a revolver, go out and shoot 6 niggers and a rabbit.” The docker asks: “Why do I have to shoot the rabbit?” He got the job.

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14-05-2015, 03:19 PM
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How do kill an Ethiopian?


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14-05-2015, 03:22 PM
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My local bar is doing an Ethiopia themed party.

There's no food and you have to walk 8 miles for a drink.
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14-05-2015, 09:09 PM
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15-05-2015, 05:10 AM
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(14-05-2015 09:09 PM)Im_Ryan Wrote:  [Image: aj0wX7Q_460s.jpg]

I would like it... but 9gag...

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16-05-2015, 12:01 PM
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(15-05-2015 05:10 AM)Free Thought Wrote:  
(14-05-2015 09:09 PM)Im_Ryan Wrote:  [Image: aj0wX7Q_460s.jpg]

I would like it... but 9gag...

This is the offensive joke thread right? Offensive times two Laugh out load

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