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17-05-2015, 01:34 AM
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17-05-2015, 02:15 AM
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The first revolt is against the supreme tyranny of theology, of the phantom of God. As long as we have a master in heaven, we will be slaves on earth.

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23-05-2015, 03:23 PM
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The first revolt is against the supreme tyranny of theology, of the phantom of God. As long as we have a master in heaven, we will be slaves on earth.

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23-05-2015, 04:31 PM
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So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

...and a table...and a chair...and a wall...

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23-05-2015, 04:32 PM
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Q. How do Ethiopians celebrate their child's first birthday?

A. By putting flowers on their grave.

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23-05-2015, 04:35 PM
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I was sitting next to this really hot Thai girl, and all I could think to myself was "don't get an erection, don't get an erection...," but she did. Sadcryface

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23-05-2015, 04:37 PM
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Penn State Football coaches turn tight ends into wide receivers.

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23-05-2015, 04:48 PM
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Q. Who are the world's fastest readers?

A. 9/11 victims. They went through 88 stories in seven seconds.

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23-05-2015, 04:51 PM
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24-05-2015, 01:59 AM
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This one is iffy.

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