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25-05-2015, 10:38 PM
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(25-05-2015 10:36 PM)pablo Wrote:  [Image: FB_IMG_1432613457522_zpsfirhv2b3.jpg]

That one made me go "fuck! Really???"


And then I laughed


Good one!! Tongue
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25-05-2015, 10:52 PM
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(25-05-2015 10:38 PM)Smercury44 Wrote:  
(25-05-2015 10:36 PM)pablo Wrote:  [Image: FB_IMG_1432613457522_zpsfirhv2b3.jpg]

That one made me go "fuck! Really???"


And then I laughed


Good one!! Tongue

I went easy with the last one, but the gloves are off now. Big Grin
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25-05-2015, 10:53 PM
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(25-05-2015 10:38 PM)Smercury44 Wrote:  
(25-05-2015 10:36 PM)pablo Wrote:  [Image: FB_IMG_1432613457522_zpsfirhv2b3.jpg]

That one made me go "fuck! Really???"


And then I laughed


Good one!! Tongue

I just facepalmed while laughing. Oh my god...

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25-05-2015, 10:57 PM
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Yeah... I thought, "Oooh...," then refrained from posting.
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25-05-2015, 11:02 PM
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26-05-2015, 10:53 AM
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DIANA
Died In A Nasty Accident

DODI
Died On Dashboard Impact

What do you mean Life is short. It's the longest thing you're going to do.
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26-05-2015, 11:13 AM
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Since we're on the subject...

(05-07-2014 12:41 PM)Can_of_Beans Wrote:  Q. How do you know Princess Diana had dandruff?

A. They found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment.

(01-02-2015 11:19 PM)Can_of_Beans Wrote:  What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?

Their last big hit was the wall.

P.S. You can substitute Dale Earnhardt for Princess Diana in that second joke if you're telling it to a NASCAR fan. Big Grin

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26-05-2015, 11:33 AM (This post was last modified: 26-05-2015 11:40 AM by Can_of_Beans.)
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...and a few new ones.

Q. What would Princess Diana be doing if she were alive today?

A. Scratching the fuck out of her coffin lid.


Q. Why did Princess Diana cross the road?

A. Because she wasn't wearing a seat belt.


Q. What's the difference between Facebook and Princess Diana?

A. People actually care when Facebook crashes.

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26-05-2015, 11:38 AM
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26-05-2015, 12:05 PM
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