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26-05-2015, 12:22 PM
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26-05-2015, 12:54 PM
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27-05-2015, 06:20 PM
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Why do midgets make terrible parents?

Because they struggle to put food on the table.

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27-05-2015, 06:21 PM
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The secret to writing good midget jokes is keeping them short.

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27-05-2015, 06:24 PM
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It's sad that things didn't work out with my midget girlfriend. I was just nuts over her.

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27-05-2015, 06:28 PM
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I just heard that a couple of epileptic midgets are opening a pizza place across town.

They're calling it "Little Seizures."

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29-05-2015, 12:54 AM
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Why do people hate telling jokes about Jonestown?

The punchline is to long.
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29-05-2015, 01:33 AM
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(27-05-2015 06:28 PM)Can_of_Beans Wrote:  I just heard that a couple of epileptic midgets are opening a pizza place across town.

They're calling it "Little Seizures."

im cryin
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29-05-2015, 11:07 AM
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I just called the Midget Abuse Helpline.

They said making jokes about their height is a good place to start.

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29-05-2015, 12:18 PM
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That's like when I called the Rape Hotline....

They advised me to hang out near the Girl's College.....

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