Offensive Joke Thread
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29-10-2012, 06:41 PM
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RE: The offensive jokes thread
(29-10-2012 06:34 PM)Stark Raving Wrote: EDIT: Why the hell does autocorrect capitalize "Lil" and "Afros"? Cos Lil Afros is a rap artiste. Get with it! |
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29-10-2012, 11:48 PM
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RE: The offensive jokes thread
What's the worst part about being a black jew?
Having to stand at the back of gas chamber. How is anal sex like eating vegetables? If your forced to do it as a kid you won't like it as an adult. How do you make a dead baby float? One scoop ice cream, one scoop dead baby. My priest once told me "God is watching you when you masturbate" I asked him, "Is he a pedophile too, father?" I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you. |
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30-10-2012, 10:56 AM
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RE: The offensive jokes thread
I walked in with a bunch of flowers today and my wife said, "Okay, what have you done now?"
"I slept with your sister," I replied. "What? And you think a bunch of flowers is going to make me forgive you?" she screamed. "What the fuck are you on about?" I replied. "They're for your sister." I feel so much, and yet I feel nothing. I am a rock, I am the sky, the birds and the trees and everything beyond. I am the wind, in the fields in which I roar. I am the water, in which I drown. |
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31-10-2012, 09:01 AM
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RE: The offensive jokes thread
(30-10-2012 10:56 AM)bemore Wrote: I walked in with a bunch of flowers today and my wife said, "Okay, what have you done now?" What a waste of money. Flowers die after a couple days and are WAY over priced. Chocolates on the other hand require help eating and are not as pricy. |
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31-10-2012, 10:02 AM
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RE: The offensive jokes thread
(29-10-2012 06:23 PM)Chas Wrote:(29-10-2012 05:05 PM)Magoo Wrote: Dear God This violates my rights. |
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31-10-2012, 10:04 AM
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RE: The offensive jokes thread
What's the difference between regular sex and anal sex?
Regular sex can make your day, but anal sex can make your hole weak. |
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31-10-2012, 10:06 AM
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RE: The offensive jokes thread
(31-10-2012 10:02 AM)Magoo Wrote:(29-10-2012 06:23 PM)Chas Wrote: Lol Magoo. It is the offensive jokes thread. Then go burn an embassy. Skepticism is not a position; it is an approach to claims. Science is not a subject, but a method. ![]() |
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31-10-2012, 10:09 AM
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RE: The offensive jokes thread
(31-10-2012 10:04 AM)Magoo Wrote: What's the difference between regular sex and anal sex? That's not an offensive joke as much as a bad pun The people closely associated with the namesake of female canines are suffering from a nondescript form of lunacy. "Anti-environmentalism is like standing in front of a forest and going 'quick kill them they're coming right for us!'" - Jake Farr-Wharton, The Imaginary Friend Show. |
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31-10-2012, 10:25 AM
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RE: The offensive jokes thread
(29-10-2012 06:38 PM)cheapthrillseaker Wrote: Neil Innes... awww, I think I love you. (And that song is the greatest. Ever!) "E se non passa la tristezza con altri occhi la guarderĂ²." |
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31-10-2012, 12:16 PM
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RE: The offensive jokes thread
(31-10-2012 10:09 AM)Free Thought Wrote:(31-10-2012 10:04 AM)Magoo Wrote: What's the difference between regular sex and anal sex? Some people believe that puns are offensive in their own right. Skepticism is not a position; it is an approach to claims. Science is not a subject, but a method. ![]() |
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