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15-07-2015, 09:44 PM
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What do you call 10,000 racists under the sea?









A good start
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15-07-2015, 10:00 PM
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Speaking of racist...

What was the only thing missing from the Million Man March?

An auctioneer

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16-07-2015, 02:06 AM
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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black?
Niggers*.


What's the difference between a nigger and a snow tire?
A snow tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it.


*Didn't expect such punchline I must say.

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24-07-2015, 02:22 AM
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A woman successfully gives birth after several hours of labor. The doctor takes the baby and leaves the room to perform some tests. Several minutes later, the doctor returns with the baby in his arms and then suddenly begins to punch it, kick it, throw it about the room and slam it against an adjacent wall. The woman screams, "OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY BABY?!" To which the doctor replies, "April Fool's! It was already dead!"

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24-07-2015, 08:30 PM
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26-07-2015, 08:58 PM
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07-08-2015, 09:45 PM
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10-08-2015, 06:40 AM
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So when I saw the thread title "Two black holes about to collide and destroy their galaxy" I thought :

Really ?
Does this thread have anything to do with Nene Leakes, and the Housewives of Atlanta ?

Gasp

Me a bad boy.

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10-08-2015, 08:07 AM
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Gipsy man and a woman walking out of the courtroom after getting a divorce.

She says: So, we are not husband and wife any more.
-Yup, that's true.
-But...we are still brother and sister, right?

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10-08-2015, 08:09 AM
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(10-08-2015 08:07 AM)Slowminded Wrote:  Gipsy man and a woman walking out of the courtroom after getting a divorce.

She says: So, we are not husband and wife any more.
-Yup, that's true.
-But...we are still brother and sister, right?

Would be funnier if you said they were coming out of a court in Alabama. Weeping

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