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13-08-2015, 03:08 AM
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Why does a bride always wear white?

Because the dishwasher should match the refrigerator.

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13-08-2015, 03:22 AM
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What do you say to a black man in a three-piece suit?

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Will the defendant please rise

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13-08-2015, 12:05 PM
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(22-08-2015 07:30 PM)Revenant77x Wrote:  It is by will alone I set my brows in motion it is by the conditioner of avocado that the brows acquire volume the skin acquires spots the spots become a warning. It is by will alone I set my brows in motion.
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13-08-2015, 12:09 PM
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(22-08-2015 07:30 PM)Revenant77x Wrote:  It is by will alone I set my brows in motion it is by the conditioner of avocado that the brows acquire volume the skin acquires spots the spots become a warning. It is by will alone I set my brows in motion.
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13-08-2015, 01:04 PM
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After reading all these jokes I had this song stuck in my head.Laughat




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15-08-2015, 10:24 AM
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(13-08-2015 01:04 PM)Commonsensei Wrote:  After reading all these jokes I had this song stuck in my head.Laughat




Those two have to be the worst ventriloquists EVER.

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16-08-2015, 05:09 AM
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(22-08-2015 07:30 PM)Revenant77x Wrote:  It is by will alone I set my brows in motion it is by the conditioner of avocado that the brows acquire volume the skin acquires spots the spots become a warning. It is by will alone I set my brows in motion.
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16-08-2015, 05:59 AM
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(16-08-2015 05:09 AM)Octapulse Wrote:  [Image: 10422070_10152690744122217_4444323779037...7bd19904c5]

We had that one only 11 posts ago.

... and it's still offensive.

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16-08-2015, 07:15 AM
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One good thing about the possibility of electing Hillary Clinton.

We'd only have to pay her $308,000 a year instead of $400,000 if we elected a man.

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17-08-2015, 08:12 PM
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