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18-08-2015, 01:30 AM
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I'm not racist because racism is a crime and crime is for black people.

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18-08-2015, 07:49 AM
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I feel soooo bad because I laughed at that.

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18-08-2015, 05:21 PM
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[Image: 11244798_1656056897961340_67229034_n.jpg]

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18-08-2015, 06:30 PM
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19-08-2015, 01:21 AM
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(18-08-2015 07:49 AM)RocketSurgeon76 Wrote:  I feel soooo bad because I laughed at that.

Glad that you laughed.


Not everyone can appreciate humor so black that it is capable of stealing your bike Wink

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19-08-2015, 06:30 AM
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(18-08-2015 05:21 PM)Can_of_Beans Wrote:  [Image: 11244798_1656056897961340_67229034_n.jpg]

The signs were there, really. All this time he's been telling us he's trying to get into smaller pants. We just misunderstood what he meant.

Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up.

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19-08-2015, 10:51 AM
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(19-08-2015 06:30 AM)itsnotmeitsyou Wrote:  
(18-08-2015 05:21 PM)Can_of_Beans Wrote:  [Image: 11244798_1656056897961340_67229034_n.jpg]

The signs were there, really. All this time he's been telling us he's trying to get into smaller pants. We just misunderstood what he meant.

Holy crap... I went to look for the South Park episode "Jared Has Aides" (no longer available online), and found this, instead:

Former Subway spokesman Jared Fogle is to be released today after appearing in court in Indianapolis in connection to the Justice Department's charges against him that he paid for sex with minors and received child pornography.
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A plea agreement has been reached on charges that he distributed and received child pornography and he traveled to engage in illicit sexual conduct with minors, according to a court document.


http://abcnews.go.com/US/jared-fogle-sub...d=33175743

Holy crap!! How did I not know about this?!

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19-08-2015, 07:12 PM
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20-08-2015, 10:35 PM
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[Image: Punny.jpg]

Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up.

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21-08-2015, 02:50 AM
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(20-08-2015 10:35 PM)itsnotmeitsyou Wrote:  [Image: Punny.jpg]

How is this offensive in any way?

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