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26-08-2015, 10:43 AM
RE: Offensive Joke Thread
(26-08-2015 10:34 AM)yakherder Wrote:  [Image: 11934707_671009842999892_416791914_n.jpg]

#Allhawksmatter

Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up.

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26-08-2015, 10:46 AM
RE: Offensive Joke Thread
(26-08-2015 10:43 AM)itsnotmeitsyou Wrote:  
(26-08-2015 10:34 AM)yakherder Wrote:  [Image: 11934707_671009842999892_416791914_n.jpg]

#Allhawksmatter

Facepalm

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26-08-2015, 10:50 AM
RE: Offensive Joke Thread
(26-08-2015 10:46 AM)Can_of_Beans Wrote:  
(26-08-2015 10:43 AM)itsnotmeitsyou Wrote:  #Allhawksmatter

Facepalm

Are you offended or just jealous I beat you to the punch?

Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up.

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26-08-2015, 10:56 AM
RE: Offensive Joke Thread
(26-08-2015 10:50 AM)itsnotmeitsyou Wrote:  
(26-08-2015 10:46 AM)Can_of_Beans Wrote:  Facepalm

Are you offended or just jealous I beat you to the punch?

I'm jealous. Tongue

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26-08-2015, 11:15 AM
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Yak - That's so... wrong... but I can't stop laughing.

You too, Itsnotme.

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26-08-2015, 11:23 AM
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(26-08-2015 11:15 AM)RocketSurgeon76 Wrote:  Yak - That's so... wrong... but I can't stop laughing.

You too, Itsnotme.

That's why this is the greatest thread ever.

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27-08-2015, 02:26 AM
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What's the difference between Santa and a Jew?
Santa goes down the chimney.

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27-08-2015, 04:48 AM
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(27-08-2015 02:26 AM)Szuchow Wrote:  What's the difference between Santa and a Jew?
Santa goes down the chimney.

Ooooooh!
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28-08-2015, 06:28 AM
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(27-08-2015 02:26 AM)Szuchow Wrote:  What's the difference between Santa and a Jew?
Santa goes down the chimney.

   

There it is.
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28-08-2015, 09:12 AM
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