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28-08-2015, 09:48 AM
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(28-08-2015 09:12 AM)yakherder Wrote:  [Image: CDUBUt8WAAA3pfs.jpg]

At least we know she can get the job done. Evil_monster

Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up.

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02-09-2015, 11:37 AM
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02-09-2015, 10:36 PM
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Edit: Oops it's the one that was already posted Tongue

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02-09-2015, 11:00 PM
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(28-08-2015 09:12 AM)yakherder Wrote:  [Image: CDUBUt8WAAA3pfs.jpg]

... a bad taste in her mouth and a stain on her ... reputation.

Undecided

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03-09-2015, 12:37 AM
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(02-09-2015 11:00 PM)DLJ Wrote:  
(28-08-2015 09:12 AM)yakherder Wrote:  [Image: CDUBUt8WAAA3pfs.jpg]

... a bad taste in her mouth and a stain on her ... reputation.

Undecided

I just can't beleive she's 42 years old now! They grow up so fast.

It seems like only yesterday she was crawling around the White House on her hands and knees...

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03-09-2015, 06:43 AM
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(27-08-2015 02:26 AM)Szuchow Wrote:  What's the difference between Santa and a Jew?
Santa goes down the chimney.

Unsure I don't get it...

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03-09-2015, 07:26 AM
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(03-09-2015 06:43 AM)Nurse Wrote:  
(27-08-2015 02:26 AM)Szuchow Wrote:  What's the difference between Santa and a Jew?
Santa goes down the chimney.

Unsure I don't get it...

It's a WWII concentration camp crematoria reference... Sad

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03-09-2015, 07:34 AM
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(03-09-2015 07:26 AM)Can_of_Beans Wrote:  
(03-09-2015 06:43 AM)Nurse Wrote:  Unsure I don't get it...

It's a WWII concentration camp crematoria reference... Sad

I couldn't figure out what was opposed to "down"...

Soooo Santa goes down the chimney, while Jews go in it. Got it.

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03-09-2015, 07:37 AM
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(03-09-2015 07:34 AM)Nurse Wrote:  
(03-09-2015 07:26 AM)Can_of_Beans Wrote:  It's a WWII concentration camp crematoria reference... Sad

I couldn't figure out what was opposed to "down"...

Soooo Santa goes down the chimney, while Jews go in it. Got it.

Almost...Jews go in the oven, and then they go up the chimney.

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03-09-2015, 07:40 AM
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(03-09-2015 07:37 AM)Can_of_Beans Wrote:  
(03-09-2015 07:34 AM)Nurse Wrote:  I couldn't figure out what was opposed to "down"...

Soooo Santa goes down the chimney, while Jews go in it. Got it.

Almost...Jews go up the chimney. They go in the oven.

Thanks Blush

I'm a bit slow this morning.

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