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03-09-2015, 07:59 AM
RE: Offensive Joke Thread
(03-09-2015 07:40 AM)Nurse Wrote:  
(03-09-2015 07:37 AM)Can_of_Beans Wrote:  Almost...Jews go up the chimney. They go in the oven.

Thanks Blush

I'm a bit slow this morning.

No problem.

Just be sure to get some coffee before giving anyone their meds. Wink

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03-09-2015, 08:14 AM
RE: Offensive Joke Thread
(03-09-2015 07:40 AM)Nurse Wrote:  Thanks Blush

I'm a bit slow this morning.

Imagine how I feel, being slow every morning...and the afternoon...evening too Weeping

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03-09-2015, 08:15 AM
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I'm most productive in the morning. That's why I prefer to wait until after it's finished before I go to bed.

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03-09-2015, 08:35 AM
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I was told the "How is a Jew like a pizza?" joke by a close friend who is Jewish, in front of a number of houseguests. I couldn't believe it, and expressed my shock.

His reply kinda put me in my place: "Yeah it is offensive. Deeply so. But laughter gets past our defenses so we think about things instead of ignoring them. How many times before this joke did you think about the Holocaust, today? And since people know I'm a Jew they have to confront the fact that they find the joke funny, but I'm standing right here."

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Damnit. I hate when people think things through better than I do.

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03-09-2015, 08:54 AM
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(03-09-2015 08:15 AM)yakherder Wrote:  I'm most productive in the morning. That's why I prefer to wait until after it's finished before I go to bed.

I haven't gone to bed yet, either Tongue

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03-09-2015, 09:09 AM
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What does a gay horse eat?

HAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

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03-09-2015, 09:15 AM
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(03-09-2015 09:09 AM)The Organic Chemist Wrote:  What does a gay horse eat?

HAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYY!




Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up.

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03-09-2015, 09:29 AM
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"...and he wants you to respect his life choices." Laugh out load

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03-09-2015, 09:55 AM
RE: Offensive Joke Thread
(03-09-2015 08:35 AM)RocketSurgeon76 Wrote:  I was told the "How is a Jew like a pizza?" joke by a close friend who is Jewish, in front of a number of houseguests. I couldn't believe it, and expressed my shock.

His reply kinda put me in my place: "Yeah it is offensive. Deeply so. But laughter gets past our defenses so we think about things instead of ignoring them. How many times before this joke did you think about the Holocaust, today? And since people know I'm a Jew they have to confront the fact that they find the joke funny, but I'm standing right here."

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Damnit. I hate when people think things through better than I do.

I kind of know what he means.

A Jewish friend posted this Facebook while he was attending a seminar:

"Free bagels! I'm in Jew heaven Smile"

And one of his friends who is also Jewish responded

"But if they're free you can't talk them down. Sad"

I couldn't help laughing, but I also wondered if that made me an asshole.

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08-09-2015, 07:31 AM
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I'm sure these are quite offensive.

The things I see on fucking facebook...
   
   
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