Offensive Joke Thread
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17-09-2012, 01:17 PM
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As the title suggests, this thread is meant to be a place where you can post your favorite offensive jokes. I'm going to start off with the ones I've heard so far. If it's not your type of humour, kindly move on.
Looking forward to yours. ![]() ![]() |
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17-09-2012, 01:19 PM
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RE: The offensive jokes thread
My new favourite thread
![]() Best and worst of Ferdinand ..... Best Ferdinand: We don't really say 'theist' in Alabama. Here, you're either a Christian, or you're from Afghanistan and we fucking hate you. Worst Ferdinand: Everyone from British is so, like, fucking retarded. |
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17-09-2012, 01:27 PM
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RE: The offensive jokes thread
I am offended!
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17-09-2012, 01:40 PM
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RE: The offensive jokes thread
A 17 year old girl approaches her father, and asks to borrow the car. The father replies, "you can borrow the car if you give me a blow job."
The girl is appalled, but desperately wants to borrow the car, so after some debate, she gives in and agrees to give her father a blow job. After a couple seconds, she stops and says, "ew gross! Dad, your dick tastes like shit!", to which the father replies, "oh that's right. Your brother already asked to borrow the car tonight." So many cats, so few good recipes. |
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17-09-2012, 02:12 PM
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RE: The offensive jokes thread
I predict many jokes from sickipedia in this thread.
So here goes ![]() "A Vodka Martini please mate," I said as I pushed my way in front of two massive women in the cocktail bar. "That's very rude!" one of them said. "Just for that you can buy ours! That'll be two margaritas." "And two cheese and tomato pizzas for these fat cunts please." "That's a sexy little outfit you're wearing," I said. "I bet you want my cock in you." "Dave," my wife said, "do you know I can hear you on the baby monitor?" Masturbating while looking in a mirror isn't wrong. Unless it's a rear view mirror, and you're driving a school bus Behold the power of the force! ![]() |
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17-09-2012, 02:23 PM
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RE: The offensive jokes thread
What's the difference between a lorry-load of babies and a lorry-load of sand?
... You can't unload sand with a pitchfork. |
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17-09-2012, 02:29 PM
(This post was last modified: 17-09-2012 03:55 PM by Bucky Ball.)
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RE: The offensive jokes thread
A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street, and see some little boys.
The priests says, "hey, lets screw 'em". The rabbi says "out of what ?" ![]() Insufferable know-it-all. ![]() |
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17-09-2012, 02:37 PM
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RE: The offensive jokes thread
Why do women have legs?
... Have you seen the mess that slugs make? |
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17-09-2012, 02:38 PM
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RE: The offensive jokes thread
(17-09-2012 02:37 PM)DLJ Wrote: Why do women have legs? I almost threw up. Frankie de la Cunto |
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17-09-2012, 03:12 PM
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RE: The offensive jokes thread
I am offended. I will burn your embassy.
Skepticism is not a position; it is an approach to claims. Science is not a subject, but a method. ![]() |
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