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17-09-2012, 04:33 PM
RE: The offensive jokes thread
So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and the bar tender says, "Get the fuck out of here."

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17-09-2012, 05:01 PM
RE: The offensive jokes thread
So a Logica Humano walks into an offensive joke thread and doesn't make an offensive joke..... Tongue
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17-09-2012, 05:10 PM
RE: The offensive jokes thread
(17-09-2012 05:01 PM)FSM_scot Wrote:  So a Logica Humano walks into an offensive joke thread and doesn't make an offensive joke..... Tongue

CALL THE BRUTE SQUAD!

Read it again..?

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17-09-2012, 05:16 PM
RE: The offensive jokes thread
In the height of the "racist ranting" on this forum recently I reckon back then this thread would of gone down like a lead balloon.......

Why dont black people like chainsaws???

Because when you start them up they go "run nigga nigga... run nigga nigga"


I took my mrs to a chinese resturant the other day, they were very polite but then the waiter said... "would you like two fork on table???"

I was offended.... so I said "no, chopsticks will do thanks"

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You are your own emphasis.
So I say nothing.

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17-09-2012, 05:58 PM
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(17-09-2012 05:16 PM)bemore Wrote:  In the height of the "racist ranting" on this forum recently I reckon back then this thread would of gone down like a lead balloon.......

Goes back to what I said about context and meaning.

It's pretty clear that no-one hear actually means what they are saying, they are just applying humour to more taboo subjects. We laugh because the humour is well applied, not because of the subject it's applied to.

Best and worst of Ferdinand .....
Best
Ferdinand: We don't really say 'theist' in Alabama. Here, you're either a Christian, or you're from Afghanistan and we fucking hate you.
Worst
Ferdinand: Everyone from British is so, like, fucking retarded.
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17-09-2012, 07:45 PM
RE: The offensive jokes thread
(17-09-2012 05:58 PM)Hughsie Wrote:  
(17-09-2012 05:16 PM)bemore Wrote:  In the height of the "racist ranting" on this forum recently I reckon back then this thread would of gone down like a lead balloon.......

Goes back to what I said about context and meaning.

It's pretty clear that no-one hear actually means what they are saying, they are just applying humour to more taboo subjects. We laugh because the humour is well applied, not because of the subject it's applied to.

I agree wholeheartedly ...... but just to be on the safeside I have consulted my team of highly trained lawyer chimps and they have come up with this disclaimer......

Any jokes I (bemore) may post in the future are products of my sick, twisted sense of humor and are not actual representative views of how I live my life and view this thing we call "reality".

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17-09-2012, 09:31 PM
RE: The offensive jokes thread
A few jokes I've seen and heard (mostly jokes from @sickipediabot on twitter):


"Just saw a fat ginger girl buying a rape whistle... gotta admire her optimism."

"In the early 1940's, Europe had no videogames, Internet or TV. Thank God we had Germany to keep us occupied."

"My epileptic girlfriend is rubbish in bed. So as a treat, on my birthday, she lets me put a strobe light in her face."

"My wife's suicide note was incredibly touching.... Some of my best work, I thought."

"Just read on my neighbours Facebook status, "Up at this time, the joy of fucking kids!" So I rang the Police."

"Surprised Britney's on the US X Factor. The last time she went near a judging panel they took her kids away."

"Mr Men have decided to make a new character to commemorate women who have lost their children. She's called Little Miss Carriage."

"Why are black people so fast? Because the slow ones are in prison."
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17-09-2012, 09:40 PM (This post was last modified: 17-09-2012 09:45 PM by Misanthropik.)
RE: The offensive jokes thread
What's the difference between Santa and the Jews?

Santa goes DOWN the chimney.
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I called that Rape Support hotline earlier today.

Unfortunately, it’s only for victims.
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What’s a Jew’s worst dilemma?

Free ham.
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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?

Neither have they.
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While in the pains of childbirth, a woman angrily screams at her husband “You did this to me, you bastard!”

“If you’ll remember,” he replies “I wanted to stick it up your ass but you said that would be too painful.”
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What’s white on the top and black on the bottom?

Society.
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What’s black on the top and white on the bottom?

Rape.
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A girl in a bar said to me “I wouldn’t fuck you if you were the last person alive.”

Leaning in closely, I whispered “But who would be around to stop me?”
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What's the best part about 6-year-old girls?

When you're done, you can turn them over and pretend they're 6-year-old boys.

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17-09-2012, 09:53 PM (This post was last modified: 17-09-2012 10:04 PM by caffeinesoul.)
RE: The offensive jokes thread
Oh, I forgot to post a silly poem I heard a while back. No idea who the author is:

Men, they may have many faults
But women only two--
Everything they say
And everything they do
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17-09-2012, 09:59 PM
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have a gun
Get in the van

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