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03-10-2012, 02:50 AM (This post was last modified: 04-10-2012 04:07 PM by Bucky Ball.)
RE: The offensive jokes thread
Bucky's Law of Inverse Proportions

I observed a piece of data to support my theory.

Here's the observed data.

(Schwarzenegger's new $250,000 giant ugly Mercedes)

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Here's the Law.

A man's truck is inversely proportional to the size of his dick.

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03-10-2012, 03:36 AM
RE: The offensive jokes thread
(03-10-2012 02:50 AM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  Bucky's Law of Inverse Proportions

I observed a piece of data to support my theory.

Here's the observed data.

(Schwarzenegger new $250,000 giant ugly Mercedes)

Here's the Law.

A man's truck is inversely proportional to the size of his dick.

Tongue

I just wanna let the world know that my truck is so small that it does not exist.

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04-10-2012, 08:51 AM
RE: The offensive jokes thread
How many white men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, white men will screw anything.

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04-10-2012, 03:45 PM
RE: The offensive jokes thread
Three old blokes were discussing their health.
" I have to get up a six every morning to piss" said the 60 year old " and it takes me ages"
'Thats nothing' replied the 70 y/o "I really need to crap at six too,but have to strain my arse off"
'What about you Tom' they asked the 80y/o?.
"No worries boy I just stay right here in bed till well after seven"
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05-10-2012, 03:42 AM (This post was last modified: 05-10-2012 03:47 AM by Leela.)
RE: The offensive jokes thread
There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose dick was so long he could suck it.
And he said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin,
"If my ear were a cunt, I would fuck it."

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Santa comes to the home for mentally disabled people.
He tells them: "Everyone who can tell me a big poem gets a big present and everyone who can tell me a small poem gets a small present."
So the first mentally disabled person comes: "Hallah Gallah Wawawa"
Santa: "And everyone who is kidding, gets nothing!"

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05-10-2012, 06:40 AM
RE: The offensive jokes thread
... oh lets see... offensive ... hrmmm...

A bowling ball supply truck accidently hits a black kid on a bike. The driver tells the kid he'll take him home and loads the kid and his bike into the back of the truck.

The truck is later pulled over by the police who inspects the cargo of the truck.

The officer that opens the rear of the truck tells his partner...

"Hey! The truck is full of nigger eggs.. one of them has already hatched and has stolen a bike!"

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05-10-2012, 08:12 AM
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How long does it take for white women to take a crap? 9 months.

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07-10-2012, 04:24 PM
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I'm about to take part in the Great Bradford Run. It's not an official race,
I just stand in the city centre & shout "Allah is a Tosser" & then off we
go....

A government survey has shown that 91% of illegal immigrants come to Britain
so that they can see their own doctor.


I got sacked from my job as a bingo caller. Apparently " A meal for two with
a hairy view" is not the way to call no 69

I've just fitted strobe lights in the bedroom. . . . . .It makes the wife
look like she's moving during sex.

Two Thai girls asked me if I'd like to go bed with them, they said it would
be just like winning the lottery! I agreed, and they were right.
We all stripped off and to my horror, we had six matching balls!

A Muslim has died whilst training to be a skydiver. The BNP School of Diving
said they had no idea why his snorkel and flippers did not open.

Such an unfair world:- When a man talks dirty to a woman its considered
sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man its £2.50/min (charges
may vary).

Just booked a table for Valentine's Day for me and the wife.
Bound to end in tears though; she's crap at snooker.

Met a beautiful girl down at the park today. Sparks flew, she fell at my
feet and we ended up having sex there and then. God, I love my new taser!

Got a new Jack Russell pup today, he's mainly black and brown with just a
small white area. I've called him Bradford.

If you get an email telling you that you can catch swine 'flu from tins of
ham then delete it. It's spam.

They say that sex is the best form of exercise. Correct me if I'm wrong but
I don't think 2 minutes and 15 seconds every 3 months is going to shift this
beer belly.

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07-10-2012, 04:59 PM (This post was last modified: 07-10-2012 05:05 PM by Mr Woof.)
RE: The offensive jokes thread
Little girl approaching parish priest
Oohhh! Poor dolly sick!


Dave, down from the bush, mistakenly visited the lady chiropodist, thinking it was a brothel, and placed his dick on the table.
"Thats not a foot" she shrieked" Aw, come on love your'e not going to turn me down for an inch are you?"

'Its hard to be good said the good little girl' 'It has to be hard to be good' replied the bad one.

Pity about that man with the enormous erection, every hardon he collapses from lack of blood to the brain.

Sister, Sister, I am having lurid sexual dreams every night said the novice.
'Here child suck on this lemon'...'Ooh sister do you think it will work?' 'No but it will get that grin off your face.'

Next day the novice went for a ride down a cobblestone road with her friend.
"I don't think I've come this way before" she claimed.
'Me,too! answered her friend..."must be the cobblestones!":ohmy:
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11-10-2012, 01:36 PM
RE: The offensive jokes thread
What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane? Snow.

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