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17-10-2012, 03:51 PM
RE: The offensive jokes thread
What's white and streaks a cross?






The coming of the Lord!
(it works better when told)

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18-10-2012, 03:05 PM
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A man and his wife are sitting on the couch watching TV, when a program about "mixed emotions" appears.

"I don't believe that," says the husband, "a person can't have two emotions at the same time. Give me one example of how that's even possible."

After thinking for a moment, his wife replies "Out of all your friends; your dick is the biggest."

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18-10-2012, 08:47 PM
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(18-10-2012 03:05 PM)Misanthropik Wrote:  A man and his wife are sitting on the couch watching TV, when a program about "mixed emotions" appears.

"I don't believe that," says the husband, "a person can't have two emotions at the same time. Give me one example of how that's even possible."

After thinking for a moment, his wife replies "Out of all your friends; your dick is the biggest."

Mixed emotions: watching your mother-in-law drive off a cliff - in your new car.

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20-10-2012, 04:57 PM
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Hey Chas, fuck you.
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20-10-2012, 05:08 PM
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(20-10-2012 04:57 PM)Magoo Wrote:  Hey Chas, fuck you.

I'm offended. Weeping


Must. Burn. Embassy.

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20-10-2012, 06:02 PM
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Why do the Scottish wear kilts? Because a sheep can hear a zipper from like a mile away.

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20-10-2012, 06:11 PM
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My "offensive jokes" for today, not in any particular order are:

Christianity
The Bible
William Lane Craig
The Pope
Mitt Romney
Romnesia
Michelle Bachmann
Paul Ryan

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20-10-2012, 06:12 PM
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What is with these scots jokes and sheep? The only scots that have anything to do with sheep are aberdonians.
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21-10-2012, 06:33 AM
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What do you call a White man with a sheep under each arm? A Pimp.

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22-10-2012, 01:11 AM
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(21-10-2012 06:33 AM)Logica Humano Wrote:  What do you call a White man with a sheep under each arm? A Pimp.

Or a pope

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