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29-10-2012, 06:41 PM
RE: The offensive jokes thread
(29-10-2012 06:34 PM)Stark Raving Wrote:  EDIT: Why the hell does autocorrect capitalize "Lil" and "Afros"?

Cos Lil Afros is a rap artiste.

Get with it!

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29-10-2012, 11:48 PM
RE: The offensive jokes thread
What's the worst part about being a black jew?
Having to stand at the back of gas chamber.

How is anal sex like eating vegetables?
If your forced to do it as a kid you won't like it as an adult.

How do you make a dead baby float?
One scoop ice cream, one scoop dead baby.

My priest once told me "God is watching you when you masturbate"
I asked him, "Is he a pedophile too, father?"

I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you.
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30-10-2012, 10:56 AM
RE: The offensive jokes thread
I walked in with a bunch of flowers today and my wife said, "Okay, what have you done now?"

"I slept with your sister," I replied.

"What? And you think a bunch of flowers is going to make me forgive you?" she screamed.

"What the fuck are you on about?" I replied. "They're for your sister."

For no matter how much I use these symbols, to describe symptoms of my existence.
You are your own emphasis.
So I say nothing.

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31-10-2012, 09:01 AM
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(30-10-2012 10:56 AM)bemore Wrote:  I walked in with a bunch of flowers today and my wife said, "Okay, what have you done now?"

"I slept with your sister," I replied.

"What? And you think a bunch of flowers is going to make me forgive you?" she screamed.

"What the fuck are you on about?" I replied. "They're for your sister."

What a waste of money.

Flowers die after a couple days and are WAY over priced.
Chocolates on the other hand require help eating and are not as pricy.

I don't talk gay, I don't walk gay, it's like people don't even know I'm gay unless I'm blowing them.
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31-10-2012, 10:02 AM
RE: The offensive jokes thread
(29-10-2012 06:23 PM)Chas Wrote:  
(29-10-2012 05:05 PM)Magoo Wrote:  Dear God

Lol Magoo. It is the offensive jokes thread.

This violates my rights.
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31-10-2012, 10:04 AM
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What's the difference between regular sex and anal sex?

Regular sex can make your day, but anal sex can make your hole weak.
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31-10-2012, 10:06 AM
RE: The offensive jokes thread
(31-10-2012 10:02 AM)Magoo Wrote:  
(29-10-2012 06:23 PM)Chas Wrote:  Lol Magoo. It is the offensive jokes thread.

This violates my rights.

Then go burn an embassy.

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31-10-2012, 10:09 AM
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(31-10-2012 10:04 AM)Magoo Wrote:  What's the difference between regular sex and anal sex?

Regular sex can make your day, but anal sex can make your hole weak.

That's not an offensive joke as much as a bad pun

A single action is worth more than the words it takes to describe it.
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31-10-2012, 10:25 AM
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(29-10-2012 06:38 PM)cheapthrillseaker Wrote:  [Image: 10-sir-robin.jpg]

Neil Innes... awww, I think I love you. (And that song is the greatest. Ever!)

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31-10-2012, 12:16 PM
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(31-10-2012 10:09 AM)Free Thought Wrote:  
(31-10-2012 10:04 AM)Magoo Wrote:  What's the difference between regular sex and anal sex?

Regular sex can make your day, but anal sex can make your hole weak.

That's not an offensive joke as much as a bad pun

Some people believe that puns are offensive in their own right.

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