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31-10-2012, 03:24 PM
RE: The offensive jokes thread
(31-10-2012 12:16 PM)Chas Wrote:  
(31-10-2012 10:09 AM)Free Thought Wrote:  That's not an offensive joke as much as a bad pun

Some people believe that puns are offensive in their own right.

Yeah, well.. Some people believe that doves blood cures leprosy and I find that offensively stupid, does that mean this small rant is justified within this thread?
Hell no, wrong place wrong time!

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31-10-2012, 03:36 PM
RE: The offensive jokes thread
(31-10-2012 03:24 PM)Free Thought Wrote:  
(31-10-2012 12:16 PM)Chas Wrote:  Some people believe that puns are offensive in their own right.

Yeah, well.. Some people believe that doves blood cures leprosy and I find that offensively stupid, does that mean this small rant is justified within this thread?
Hell no, wrong place wrong time!

Doves' blood works, but only homeopathicly.

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31-10-2012, 04:09 PM
RE: The offensive jokes thread
If by "homeopathicly" you mean "It's as effective as using a paperweight to launch a kid into orbit via see-saw" Than yes, yes it is.

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31-10-2012, 05:14 PM
RE: The offensive jokes thread
What's white on top and black on the bottom?

Society.

What is black and sleeps with my daughter?

Nothing because I'm a good father.

Yesterday I was walking down the street, when a black man wearing nike shoes and carrying a TV ran past me. I thought to myself, "hey, I think that's mine!". Then I remembered, it isn't, mine wears addidas.
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01-11-2012, 05:44 AM (This post was last modified: 01-11-2012 06:05 AM by Leela.)
RE: The offensive jokes thread
Two white guys are talking:
"Hey did you know how far black people brought it by now? We have a black guy for president!"
"Wow, his master must be so proud!"


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- The pedophile actually loves children

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01-11-2012, 06:46 PM
RE: The offensive jokes thread
Offensive for Christians fundies anyway...




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02-11-2012, 05:50 AM
RE: The offensive jokes thread
(31-10-2012 12:16 PM)Chas Wrote:  
(31-10-2012 10:09 AM)Free Thought Wrote:  That's not an offensive joke as much as a bad pun

Some people believe that puns are offensive in their own right.
well everyone's entitle to their own opunion.

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02-11-2012, 05:56 AM
RE: The offensive jokes thread
I want to poke your eye as punishment, Muffs.

You and your damned puns.

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02-11-2012, 05:57 AM
RE: The offensive jokes thread
(02-11-2012 05:50 AM)earmuffs Wrote:  
(31-10-2012 12:16 PM)Chas Wrote:  Some people believe that puns are offensive in their own right.
well everyone's entitle to their own opunion.
Ooooh! No! Ouch!

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02-11-2012, 09:04 AM
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"Go and have a look at the size of the shit I've just done in the bathroom!" I said to my wife.

"No thanks," she replied.

"Please, just one quick look," I said, "You won't believe it."

She pinched her nose, ran in, looked down the toilet, then ran out and said, "There's nothing down there, you must've flushed it."

I said, "It's on the scales."
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