Offensive Joke Thread
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02-11-2012, 10:18 PM
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RE: The offensive jokes thread
(02-11-2012 05:56 AM)Free Thought Wrote: I want to poke your eye as punishment, Muffs.Pass on the eye poking, that sounds punful. |
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10-11-2012, 02:04 PM
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RE: The offensive jokes thread
A guy from Alabama passed away and left his entire estate to his
beloved widow, but she can't touch it 'til she's 14. |
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10-11-2012, 08:50 PM
(This post was last modified: 10-11-2012 08:57 PM by Logica Humano.)
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RE: The offensive jokes thread
A bloke goes for an eye appointment at his optician.
Optician: I'm afraid you're going to have to stop masturbating. Bloke: Why? Is it making my eyes weaker? Optician: No - it's upsetting all my other patients! Just kidding. What's the difference between a priest and a pimple? A pimple waits until you're 13 before coming on your face. Occasional TTA returner then leaverer. |
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11-11-2012, 02:06 AM
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RE: The offensive jokes thread
From the Brothers Brothers sketch on In Living Color:
What do you call a black man in a three piece suit? The defendant. Why are police cars black and white? Blacks in the back, whites in the front. Why is aspirin white? You want it to WORK for you, don't you? -------- How do you swat 200 flies at one time? Hit an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan. What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four. What's black and blue and hates sex? The 12 year old in my trunk. What do you throw a Mexican man when he's drowning? His wife and kids. "Ain't got no last words to say, yellow streak right up my spine. The gun in my mouth was real and the taste blew my mind." "We see you cry. We turn your head. Then we slap your face. We see you try. We see you fail. Some things never change." |
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11-11-2012, 07:31 PM
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RE: The offensive jokes thread
I waited until we were alone in the church before approaching him.
"Father?" I said, causing him to turn and look at me. "I'm sure you won't remember me Father, but 20 years ago I was one of the altar boys you brutally abused." I could see immediate panic and shame in his eyes as he struggled to find words, "I.. I don't know.." "Save it Father," I said unbuckling my trousers, "It's payback time." "Please.. No.." He pleaded. "On your knees Father," I commanded, "or I go to the authorities and you'll be ruined." As he slowly sunk to the floor in resignation, I felt a satisfied grin forming on my face. I'd never met the old cunt before, but I've found it's an almost sure fire way of getting a free blowjob. Behold the power of the force! ![]() |
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12-11-2012, 06:40 AM
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RE: The offensive jokes thread
A guy catches a frog. She speaks to him:
"Let me go and I will grant you 3 wishes" The guys just kicks the frog and while she was flying through the air he wishes for a Bently. When he came home, there was a Bentley in front of his house, with his name on the registration plates. Suddenly he realized what he has done, so he ran back to find the frog. After some searching he managed to find it, but she told him that he now needs to fuck her in order to get his other 2 wishes. "What, forget it, I'm not fucking a frog" - he said "Well then, you won't get you other 2 wishes then" - the frog replied So the poor man agreed to fuck her and as he was fucking her, she turns into a beautiful 16 year old girl... "And that's the truth, Your Honor, I swear it happened just like that..." ![]() I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. -Hunter S. Thompson |
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12-11-2012, 11:13 AM
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RE: The offensive jokes thread
I guess my white side like the nigger jokes xD lol just kidding but i do enjoy them .
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12-11-2012, 01:34 PM
(This post was last modified: 12-11-2012 01:47 PM by Bucky Ball.)
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RE: The offensive jokes thread
What did Jebus say to Mohommad?
Lighten-up Mo. You're always blowing things up out of proportion. Insufferable know-it-all. ![]() |
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13-11-2012, 12:34 PM
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RE: The offensive jokes thread
Why is it that Mexicans and black people don't have children?
They are afraid of having kids that are too lazy to steal. ![]() |
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13-11-2012, 01:55 PM
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RE: The offensive jokes thread
Abortion - it brings out the kid in you.
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