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13-11-2012, 05:00 PM
RE: The offensive jokes thread
(13-11-2012 12:34 PM)Vosur Wrote:  Why is it that Mexicans and black people don't have children?

They are afraid of having kids that are too lazy to steal.
meh ,you can do better.

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14-11-2012, 02:04 PM
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(13-11-2012 05:00 PM)BizzysaidAss Wrote:  
(13-11-2012 12:34 PM)Vosur Wrote:  Why is it that Mexicans and black people don't have children?

They are afraid of having kids that are too lazy to steal.
meh ,you can do better.
I can be way offensive when I want to.

What do you call a black priest?
Holy shit.

Why is a black man's eyes always red after sex?
From the mace.

How do you know a Chinese person has robbed your house?
All your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, but 2 hours later he is still trying to pull out of the driveway.

How do you kill 200 flies with one swat?
Hit an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.

What's bad about being a black jew?
You have to sit in the back of the oven.

I am not racist, I have a color t.v.

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14-11-2012, 03:46 PM
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(14-11-2012 02:04 PM)Logica Humano Wrote:  
(13-11-2012 05:00 PM)BizzysaidAss Wrote:  meh ,you can do better.
I can be way offensive when I want to.

What do you call a black priest?
Holy shit.

Why is a black man's eyes always red after sex?
From the mace.

How do you know a Chinese person has robbed your house?
All your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, but 2 hours later he is still trying to pull out of the driveway.

How do you kill 200 flies with one swat?
Hit an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.

What's bad about being a black jew?
You have to sit in the back of the oven.

I am not racist, I have a color t.v.
Bowing lol

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15-11-2012, 07:33 PM
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I saw a picture of a woman on a tree, and underneath it said, "Please help rape victim."



As I now sit here in prison, I realized that I must have misread it.

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16-11-2012, 02:10 PM
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(15-11-2012 07:33 PM)cheapthrillseaker Wrote:  I saw a picture of a woman on a tree, and underneath it said, "Please help rape victim."



As I now sit here in prison, I realized that I must have misread it.
Unsure can you clear this up i don't get it.

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16-11-2012, 08:21 PM
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As in "Help to rape the victim', rather than 'Help a victim of rape'.

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16-11-2012, 09:57 PM
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What’s worse than finding 7 dead babies in 1 trash can?

Finding 1 dead baby in 7 trash cans.

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16-11-2012, 10:32 PM (This post was last modified: 16-11-2012 11:20 PM by DLJ.)
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(16-11-2012 09:57 PM)Logica Humano Wrote:  What’s worse than finding 7 dead babies in 1 trash can?

Finding 1 dead baby in 7 trash cans.

No

What a waste of good meat!

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16-11-2012, 11:26 PM
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17-11-2012, 06:49 AM
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(16-11-2012 10:32 PM)DLJ Wrote:  
(16-11-2012 09:57 PM)Logica Humano Wrote:  What’s worse than finding 7 dead babies in 1 trash can?

Finding 1 dead baby in 7 trash cans.

No

What a waste of good meat!
I can just make another one. Drinking Beverage

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