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18-11-2012, 02:36 PM
RE: The offensive jokes thread
(23-10-2012 11:03 AM)Logica Humano Wrote:  Why could Jesus walk on water? Shit Floats.
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18-11-2012, 02:46 PM (This post was last modified: 18-11-2012 03:05 PM by HereticHick.)
RE: The offensive jokes thread
What do they call a book in Texas:

Target practice

What do they call a book in Arkansas:

Kindling

What do they call a book in Mississippi:

Door stop

Not really offensive unless possibly you live in one of these states
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18-11-2012, 02:48 PM (This post was last modified: 18-11-2012 03:11 PM by HereticHick.)
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What do rednecks call a family reunion?

speed dating
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18-11-2012, 02:55 PM
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Last night I got really smashed and had sex with this cougar...

I really need to move out of my mom's house.
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18-11-2012, 03:07 PM
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What do you do after raping a fat girl?

Get a restraining order.
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18-11-2012, 03:11 PM
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What's the difference between a dog and fox?


Four or five drinks.

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18-11-2012, 03:25 PM
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Why did Jesus hang out with so many whores?

He liked getting nailed.
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18-11-2012, 03:40 PM
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What’s the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?

A mosquito stops sucking when you smack it.

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What’s the difference between acne and a Catholic Priest?

Acne will usually not come on a kid’s face until around 13 or 14 years of age.

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Why does the bride always wear white?

Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.

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How do you tell if a chick’s too fat to fuck?

When you pull her pants down and her ass is still in them.

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What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?

A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again!

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Why do Jewish men like to watch porno movies backwards?

They like the part where the hooker gives the money back.

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Three words women hate to hear when having sex

“Honey, I’m home!”

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Why did God create Eve?

Well somebody had to iron Adam’s leaf.

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18-11-2012, 04:18 PM
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Hey Vosur, this is just for you.




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22-11-2012, 12:50 PM
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For all those in the US, a dirty limerick for Thanksgiving:

"A young man was huffing and puffing,
As his lady her clothing was sloughing,
The meal was all through,
All he had left to do
Was feed her a new kind of stuffing."

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