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23-11-2012, 12:50 PM
RE: The offensive jokes thread
I searched online, and couldn't find this joke, so it may be original:


What do Jedi's and Rapists have in common?

The force is strong with them

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24-11-2012, 03:45 AM
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How do you really piss off your girlfriend while having sex? Call her on the phone.

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15-12-2012, 06:47 AM
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I was shagging my blonde girlfriend when she said, "Cum all over me and I will not leave your bedroom until I've licked it all up."

3 years on she's still in my bedroom. Fuck knows how my jizz got onto her elbow.

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17-12-2012, 06:27 PM
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Why are atheists so skinny?




It takes 9 months to make dinner.
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18-12-2012, 08:52 AM
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What do you give a pedophile who has everything?

A bigger parish.

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24-01-2013, 03:56 PM
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(18-12-2012 08:52 AM)Logica Humano Wrote:  What do you give a pedophile who has everything?

A bigger parish.
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28-01-2013, 10:17 AM
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Why doesn't Santa Claus have any children?

He only comes once a year, and that's down a chimney.
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28-01-2013, 11:32 PM
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So a study was undertaken at the catholic church. They wanted to know who the priest's favorite biblical character was. 99% had the same answer...............................a young peter.
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28-01-2013, 11:43 PM
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What do you say when you see your tv floating across the room? Drop it ni#*er!
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04-02-2013, 01:00 AM
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ok ill play..
Q: whats 2 inches long, has a purple head and makes women scream?
A: cribdeath.. (ugh i kinda feel bad for that)
a rabbi and a priest walking down the road see a little boy across the street. the priest says "hey lets go and fuck that little boy." the rabbi answers "out of what."
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