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04-02-2013, 01:11 AM
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Q: why do jews have such big noses?
A: air is free
Q: a black guy and a white are racing through an alley. who wins?
A: the white guy because the black guy got to stop to write mother fucker on the wall.
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04-02-2013, 02:03 AM
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A black, white, and a polish guy a walking through the desert.

The white guy has an umbrella, the black guy has a watermelon, and the polish guy has a car door.

So they ask the white guy why does he have an umbrella? he says, "so we can have some shade"

So they ask the black guy why does he have the watermelon? He says, "just in case we get thirsty, we can have something to drink"

So they ask the polish guy why does he have the car door? He says, "just in case it gets hot, we can roll the window down".

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14-02-2013, 09:49 PM
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My wife decided to wear a burqua for a week just
to see what the public reaction would be.



The first morning she was sworn at, punched on the nose, kicked up the ass and
received death threats.



She's got no idea what she's in for when she leaves the house!


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15-02-2013, 01:16 AM
RE: The offensive jokes thread
(14-02-2013 09:49 PM)aurora Wrote:  My wife decided to wear a burqua for a week just
to see what the public reaction would be.



The first morning she was sworn at, punched on the nose, kicked up the ass and
received death threats.



She's got no idea what she's in for when she leaves the house!


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I fail to understand why they would bother in such an undertaking...

A single action is worth more than the words it takes to describe it.
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20-02-2013, 09:37 PM
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Success is like a woman; sometimes it doesn't come... but it's not your fault.

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20-02-2013, 09:49 PM
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(15-02-2013 01:16 AM)Free Thought Wrote:  
(14-02-2013 09:49 PM)aurora Wrote:  My wife decided to wear a burqua for a week just
to see what the public reaction would be.



The first morning she was sworn at, punched on the nose, kicked up the ass and
received death threats.



She's got no idea what she's in for when she leaves the house!


Big Grin


I fail to understand why they would bother in such an undertaking...
What the.....?????

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20-02-2013, 11:20 PM
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(20-02-2013 09:49 PM)aurora Wrote:  
(15-02-2013 01:16 AM)Free Thought Wrote:  I fail to understand why they would bother in such an undertaking...
What the.....?????


Exactly. Yes

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24-02-2013, 01:59 PM (This post was last modified: 24-02-2013 02:03 PM by Jakel.)
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Why do lions lick their asses?

To get rid of the taste of nigger!
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How do you tell if a black girl is pregnant?

Stick a banana up her vagina, and if a bite have been taken of it when you pull it out, you know their is a little monkey up there!
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How does a dead baby pussy smells like?

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How many babies does it takes to paint a wall?

Depends on how hard you throw them!
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11-03-2013, 03:44 PM
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(24-02-2013 01:59 PM)Jakel Wrote:  How does a dead baby pussy smells like?

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I don't get this one... can somebody explain it to me?

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28-03-2013, 06:16 AM (This post was last modified: 28-03-2013 06:19 AM by Woeler.)
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Q: Why does a showerhead have 11 holes?

A: Because jews only have 10 fingers.


Q: A big earthquake hit Mexico last week, 5000 Mexicans died. Germany sent food, England sent humanitarian personell. What did the USA send?

A: 5000 Mexicans.
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