Offensive Joke Thread
Post Reply
 
Thread Rating:
  • 2 Votes - 5 Average
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
01-06-2013, 03:41 AM
RE: The offensive jokes thread
[Image: 391698_338690892925183_774930521_n.jpg]
[Image: 320331_337791639681775_470854555_n.jpg][Image: 971757_332007166926889_1263659039_n.jpg]

Find all posts by this user
Like Post Quote this message in a reply
[+] 2 users Like Dark Light's post
12-06-2013, 08:40 AM
RE: The offensive jokes thread
[Image: 1513_176985549135593_2060026483_n.jpg]

[Image: 3cdac7eec8f6b059070d9df56f50a7ae.jpg]
Find all posts by this user
Like Post Quote this message in a reply
[+] 2 users Like earmuffs's post
23-06-2013, 06:15 PM
RE: The offensive jokes thread
[Image: 969656_585019114897498_1677251897_n.jpg]

Find all posts by this user
Like Post Quote this message in a reply
[+] 3 users Like Dark Light's post
23-06-2013, 10:14 PM
RE: The offensive jokes thread
Since this is supposed to be the offensive jokes thread;

How many Americans died on 9/11? Not enough.

Why did terrorists kill almost 3000 Americans on 9/11? Because they deserved it.

What does WTC stand for? “What Trade Center?”

What do you call it when 3000 Americans die? A good day.

When will the next attack occur? Not soon enough.

What's the difference between 3000 dead Americans and Family Guy? Family Guy isn't funny.

What's the difference between an American and a dead horse? You shouldn't beat a dead horse.

If something can be destroyed by the truth, it might be worth destroying.

[Image: ZcC2kGl.png]
Find all posts by this user
Like Post Quote this message in a reply
24-06-2013, 03:46 PM
RE: The offensive jokes thread
Quote:What's the difference between 3000 dead Americans and Family Guy? Family Guy isn't funny.

Offensive joke thread yes, but THAT was crossing even this threads line!! Angry

Family Guy is hilarious!

[Image: 3cdac7eec8f6b059070d9df56f50a7ae.jpg]
Find all posts by this user
Like Post Quote this message in a reply
[+] 2 users Like earmuffs's post
24-06-2013, 04:41 PM
RE: The offensive jokes thread
lol

Even when distasteful 9/11 jokes don't get a response, dissing Family Guy will.

If something can be destroyed by the truth, it might be worth destroying.

[Image: ZcC2kGl.png]
Find all posts by this user
Like Post Quote this message in a reply
25-06-2013, 02:15 PM
RE: The offensive jokes thread
Ever wondered how you'd react if you went to tossing salad and found a crouton up in that shit Huh

Find all posts by this user
Like Post Quote this message in a reply
[+] 2 users Like TheGulegon's post
26-06-2013, 02:55 AM
RE: The offensive jokes thread
What does a Jew with a hard-on get when he walks into a wall? A broken nose.

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

I was raping a woman the other night and she cried, "Please, think of my children!" Kinky bitch.

Have you heard the joke about the baby with AIDS? It never gets old.

Why did the semen cross the road? I put on the wrong socks today.

Why do black men cry during sex? Mace.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by five black guys? Coach.
What do you call a white guy surrounded by eleven black guys? Football coach.
What do you call a white guy surrounded by hundreds of black guys? Warden.

What's the first thing a redneck says after losing her virginity? Get off of me Dad, you're crushing my cigarettes.

Find all posts by this user
Like Post Quote this message in a reply
29-06-2013, 12:41 AM
RE: The offensive jokes thread
Why is it that offensive jokes are always the funnest kinds of jokes?
(not a joke, just wondering..)

[Image: 3cdac7eec8f6b059070d9df56f50a7ae.jpg]
Find all posts by this user
Like Post Quote this message in a reply
29-06-2013, 06:57 AM
RE: The offensive jokes thread
A frenchman an Italian and an Irishman are all riding the orient express sharing a car. It's been a few days so the polite subjects have all been discussed and the conversation turns to which country produces the best Lovers.

The Frenchman goes first. "After I have made ze love to my woman, she floats an inch above zee bed."

The Italian retorts. "After I've a finished a makin a love to a my a woman she a floats a 2 feet above a da bed."

The Irish guy snorts and says. "Ah that aint shit mates, after I've finished shagin me ol lady I go an wipe me knob on the curtains and she hits the fuckin roof."

(31-07-2014 04:37 PM)Luminon Wrote:  America is full of guns, but they're useless, because nobody has the courage to shoot an IRS agent in self-defense
Find all posts by this user
Like Post Quote this message in a reply
[+] 1 user Likes Revenant77x's post
Post Reply
Forum Jump: