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30-06-2013, 10:27 AM
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(29-06-2013 12:41 AM)earmuffs Wrote:  Why is it that offensive jokes are always the funnest kinds of jokes?
(not a joke, just wondering..)

Maybe because it is usually at the expense of someone else. When you put down group x which you don't belong to it simultaneously raises you up. Just a guess.

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30-06-2013, 10:46 AM
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(30-06-2013 10:27 AM)Dark Light Wrote:  
(29-06-2013 12:41 AM)earmuffs Wrote:  Why is it that offensive jokes are always the funnest kinds of jokes?
(not a joke, just wondering..)

Maybe because it is usually at the expense of someone else. When you put down group x which you don't belong to it simultaneously raises you up. Just a guess.

I dunno. I'm of Irish heritage, and the jokes are easily made. I find them all hilarious. Tongue

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30-06-2013, 10:55 AM
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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume?


Because they're ugly and smell bad! Tongue

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30-06-2013, 11:01 AM
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I like 'offensive' jokes because 'light' humour is just lame. I don't want to know why the chicken crossed the road, I want to know what the difference between a Mexican and a rat is (Mexicans reproduce faster). Also, I find people taking offense at the jokes funny itself, because there is no reason to be offended by them. To be offended you have to take it seriously, and a joke is the one thing you never take seriously.

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30-06-2013, 11:09 AM
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"Can you put me up for the night?"

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30-06-2013, 11:57 AM
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(30-06-2013 11:01 AM)Elesjei Wrote:  I like 'offensive' jokes because 'light' humour is just lame. I don't want to know why the chicken crossed the road, I want to know what the difference between a Mexican and a rat is (Mexicans reproduce faster). Also, I find people taking offense at the jokes funny itself, because there is no reason to be offended by them. To be offended you have to take it seriously, and a joke is the one thing you never take seriously.

Why did the pervert cross the road? Cause his dick was stuck in the chicken.

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30-06-2013, 03:01 PM
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(30-06-2013 11:57 AM)Revenant77x Wrote:  
(30-06-2013 11:01 AM)Elesjei Wrote:  I like 'offensive' jokes because 'light' humour is just lame. I don't want to know why the chicken crossed the road, I want to know what the difference between a Mexican and a rat is (Mexicans reproduce faster). Also, I find people taking offense at the jokes funny itself, because there is no reason to be offended by them. To be offended you have to take it seriously, and a joke is the one thing you never take seriously.

Why did the pervert cross the road? Cause his dick was stuck in the chicken.

God, I haven't heard that one in a decade! Haha! Big Grin

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01-07-2013, 09:47 AM
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(30-06-2013 10:27 AM)Dark Light Wrote:  
(29-06-2013 12:41 AM)earmuffs Wrote:  Why is it that offensive jokes are always the funnest kinds of jokes?
(not a joke, just wondering..)

Maybe because it is usually at the expense of someone else. When you put down group x which you don't belong to it simultaneously raises you up. Just a guess.

But that doesn't explain why I laugh my ass off at offensive gay jokes.

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01-07-2013, 12:10 PM
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Well, I dunno then, maybe saying controversial and inappropriate things are just fun cause we are doing something that isn't widely approved of. Rebelling is fun. That's my next best guess. Anyhow, I fucking love your new sig muffs.

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01-07-2013, 03:46 PM
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(01-07-2013 09:47 AM)earmuffs Wrote:  
(30-06-2013 10:27 AM)Dark Light Wrote:  Maybe because it is usually at the expense of someone else. When you put down group x which you don't belong to it simultaneously raises you up. Just a guess.

But that doesn't explain why I laugh my ass off at offensive gay jokes.

Because you are an offensive gay guy? Consider

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