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01-07-2013, 04:51 PM
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(01-07-2013 03:46 PM)Chas Wrote:  Because you are an offensive gay guy? Consider

Who was that directed at? Smartass

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02-07-2013, 07:21 AM
RE: The offensive jokes thread
(01-07-2013 04:51 PM)Dark Light Wrote:  
(01-07-2013 03:46 PM)Chas Wrote:  Because you are an offensive gay guy? Consider

Who was that directed at? Smartass

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02-07-2013, 12:02 PM
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I realize that this isn't really an offensive joke, but since it isn't based around religion, I decided to put it here.

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Every time I watch this I crack up at his reaction.

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02-07-2013, 01:23 PM
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How was copper wire invented? Two Jews were fighting over a penny.

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14-07-2013, 03:46 PM
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California Bay Area news channel KTVU wrongly reported the names of the pilots on Asiana Flight 214 as “Sum Ting Wong,” “Wi Tu Lo,” “Ho Lee Fuk,” and “Bang Ding Ow,” all on live television. The network shortly issued a correction and apologized. But these names had been confirmed by the National Transportation Safety Board, which apologized in a statement, saying a summer intern "acted outside the scope of his authority."
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18-07-2013, 05:09 PM
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I don't know if this was intended to be an utterly juvenile, bad joke, or not Undecided ,
.....but I laughed anyway! Dodgy




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18-07-2013, 05:20 PM
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(14-07-2013 03:46 PM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  California Bay Area news channel KTVU wrongly reported the names of the pilots on Asiana Flight 214 as “Sum Ting Wong,” “Wi Tu Lo,” “Ho Lee Fuk,” and “Bang Ding Ow,” all on live television. The network shortly issued a correction and apologized. But these names had been confirmed by the National Transportation Safety Board, which apologized in a statement, saying a summer intern "acted outside the scope of his authority."
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19-07-2013, 01:36 PM
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Why did Hitler commit suicide?






He saw his gas bill.




Time to get on your high horses and be against jokes.....
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02-08-2013, 03:51 PM
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A madam opened the brothel door in Elko County, Nevada, and saw a rather dignified, well-dressed,
good-looking man in his late forties or early fifties.
"May I help you, sir?" she asked.

"I want to see Valerie," the man replied.

"Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would prefer someone else," said the madam.

"No, I must see Valerie," he replied.

Just then, Valerie appeared and announced to the man she charged $10,000 a visit.

Without hesitation, the man pulled out ten thousand dollars and gave it to Valerie, and they went upstairs.
After an hour, the man calmly left.

The next night, the man appeared again, once more demanding to see Valerie.

Valerie explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a row as she was so very expensive.
There were no discounts and the price was still $10,000.

The gentleman did not blink an eye. Again, he pulled out a wad of cash, gave it to Valerie, and they went
upstairs...After an hour, he left.

The following night the man was there yet again. Everyone was astounded that he had come for a third
consecutive night, maybe a record in the history of brothels in Nevada, which date back into the early 1800's.
But without hesitation he paid Valerie the ten grand and off they went upstairs.

After their session, Valerie said to the man, "No one has ever been with me three nights in a row.
Where are you from?"

The man replied, "Billings, Montana."

"Really," she said. "I have family in Billings."

"I know." the man said. "I regret to tell you, but your sister died, and I am her attorney.
She asked me to give you your $30,000 inheritance."

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03-08-2013, 08:15 AM
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(19-07-2013 01:36 PM)I and I Wrote:  Why did Hitler commit suicide?
He saw his gas bill.
How did Stalin die?


He got short circuit.


His eyebrows grew together.

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