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10-01-2014, 09:54 PM
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Most families eat turkey every thanksgiving. Mine broke tradition last year when we pulled my ex girlfriend out of the freezer instead.
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11-01-2014, 10:56 PM
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Every time I see a pregnant girl on facebook, I want to joke about eating their baby.

"You've been pregnant for a month now? Sounds like I got enough time to work up an appetite."

"Lets hope my tongue agrees your little "bundle of joy" deserves the title."
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13-01-2014, 09:46 PM
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(31-07-2014 04:37 PM)Luminon Wrote:  America is full of guns, but they're useless, because nobody has the courage to shoot an IRS agent in self-defense
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17-01-2014, 09:52 PM
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Sodomy makes baby jesus cry but then again I guess sodomy makes all babies cry!

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18-01-2014, 11:30 AM
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I'm just going to start posting all of the terrible jokes I make about Tim in this thread.

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18-01-2014, 11:32 AM
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(18-01-2014 11:30 AM)Ferdinand Wrote:  I'm just going to start posting all of the terrible jokes I make about Tim in this thread.

WTF did I do! Oh, wait never mind!

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18-01-2014, 11:34 AM
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(18-01-2014 11:30 AM)Ferdinand Wrote:  I'm just going to start posting all of the terrible jokes I make about Tim in this thread.

I'm not even worthy of my own thread? Sadcryface

Best and worst of Ferdinand .....
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Ferdinand: We don't really say 'theist' in Alabama. Here, you're either a Christian, or you're from Afghanistan and we fucking hate you.
Worst
Ferdinand: Everyone from British is so, like, fucking retarded.
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18-01-2014, 11:37 AM
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(18-01-2014 11:32 AM)Crulax Wrote:  
(18-01-2014 11:30 AM)Ferdinand Wrote:  I'm just going to start posting all of the terrible jokes I make about Tim in this thread.

WTF did I do! Oh, wait never mind!

OMG WE HAVE SEVERAL TIMS NOW.

THE THINKING ATHEIST TIMS

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18-01-2014, 11:39 AM
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(18-01-2014 11:37 AM)Ferdinand Wrote:  
(18-01-2014 11:32 AM)Crulax Wrote:  WTF did I do! Oh, wait never mind!

OMG WE HAVE SEVERAL TIMS NOW.

THE THINKING ATHEIST TIMS

Oxymoron!

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18-01-2014, 11:41 AM
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(18-01-2014 11:34 AM)Hughsie Wrote:  
(18-01-2014 11:30 AM)Ferdinand Wrote:  I'm just going to start posting all of the terrible jokes I make about Tim in this thread.

I'm not even worthy of my own thread? Sadcryface

Of course not, silly. Fat people can't fit in threads. They have entire forums for your people.

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