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25-06-2014, 10:47 PM
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(25-06-2014 10:43 PM)Metazoa Zeke Wrote:  
(25-06-2014 10:05 PM)TSG Wrote:  Yo momma's so fat

She died tragically due to her obesity.



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BOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Yo' li'l pony's so stupid, she applied for a job at the glue factory. Drinking Beverage

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26-06-2014, 12:42 AM
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Q: What does a redneck say after sex?

A: Thanks mom!

Stuffy: That hallucination isn't from LSD. It's from the most potent drug of all.
Toby Benson: What drug?
Stuffy: Jesus.
Toby Benson: Oh. Right.
Stuffy: There is no high like the most high.
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29-06-2014, 07:48 PM
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(26-06-2014 12:42 AM)Can_of_Beans Wrote:  Q: What does a redneck say after sex?

A: Thanks mom!

This is funny because this is true. Laugh out load

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29-06-2014, 07:55 PM
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How do you circumcise a redneck?

Kick his sister in the chin

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29-06-2014, 08:26 PM
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05-07-2014, 12:41 PM
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Q. How do you know Princess Diana had dandruff?

A. They found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment.

Stuffy: That hallucination isn't from LSD. It's from the most potent drug of all.
Toby Benson: What drug?
Stuffy: Jesus.
Toby Benson: Oh. Right.
Stuffy: There is no high like the most high.
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08-07-2014, 08:40 PM
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I had trouble deciding if this belonged in the "favorite pictures to laugh at everything else" thread or here.

I mean, it's not like anyone from Arkansas would get the joke anyway, so there's very little risk of anyone being offended... Tongue

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Stuffy: That hallucination isn't from LSD. It's from the most potent drug of all.
Toby Benson: What drug?
Stuffy: Jesus.
Toby Benson: Oh. Right.
Stuffy: There is no high like the most high.
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08-07-2014, 09:16 PM
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(08-07-2014 08:40 PM)Can_of_Beans Wrote:  I had trouble deciding if this belonged in the "favorite pictures to laugh at everything else" thread or here.

I mean, it's not like anyone from Arkansas would get the joke anyway, so there's very little risk of anyone being offended... Tongue

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18-07-2014, 11:30 PM
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Q: What's the difference between a penis and a bonus?

A: Your wife will always blow your bonus!

Stuffy: That hallucination isn't from LSD. It's from the most potent drug of all.
Toby Benson: What drug?
Stuffy: Jesus.
Toby Benson: Oh. Right.
Stuffy: There is no high like the most high.
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18-07-2014, 11:40 PM
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Three gay men are in an internet chatroom bragging about the size of their dicks.

White guy: "My dick is so big I have to drop my trousers to take it out."

Black guy: "That's nothing, my dick so big I can use it to turn my monitor on and off without getting out of my chair."

Indian guy: "Well, my dick is so big that if I laid it out on my keyboard it would stretch all the way from A to Z!"

Stuffy: That hallucination isn't from LSD. It's from the most potent drug of all.
Toby Benson: What drug?
Stuffy: Jesus.
Toby Benson: Oh. Right.
Stuffy: There is no high like the most high.
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