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22-06-2015, 03:23 PM
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An 88 year old man walked into the living room sporting an erection where his wife was watching television. He blocked her view of the television, and waved his schlong at her, leered, and said "Hey - what do you suppose we ought to do with this?"

She promptly replied -- "Wash it, while the wrinkles are out of it. That thing hasn't had a good cleaning in years".

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27-06-2015, 11:37 AM
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The misfortune of the wise is better than the prosperity of the fool.

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27-06-2015, 01:04 PM
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(27-06-2015 11:37 AM)Szuchow Wrote:  [Image: RX2tkwZ.png]

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27-06-2015, 01:48 PM
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(27-06-2015 11:37 AM)Szuchow Wrote:  [Image: RX2tkwZ.png]

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Did I hurt your feelings? If so... I'm not sorry at all especially considering thread title.

Hope this will help you to get over trauma:

What’s the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn’t scream when you put it in the oven!

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