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02-07-2017, 12:20 PM
RE: Oh good, a new date for the Rapture
(02-07-2017 08:51 AM)Vera Wrote:  It's from a real book, The One Year Book of Bible Promises, that I came across in a hostel recently and actually took pictures of... before my brain started to puke on itself and I had to cease and desist, before I ended up with a deceased brain Facepalm

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"Lord, today I wish I was a cheerleader, running and waving colorful pom-poms in in tribute to your majesty"

FacepalmLaugh out loadWeepingWeepingWeeping

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(06-02-2014 03:47 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  And I'm giving myself a conclusion again from all the facepalming.
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02-07-2017, 12:37 PM
RE: Oh good, a new date for the Rapture
(02-07-2017 12:20 PM)morondog Wrote:  FacepalmLaugh out loadWeepingWeepingWeeping

I weep for humanity. But fuck me that's some funny shit.

Pretty much my reaction. In the words of the wonderful Dr. Adam Rutherford (which I might or might not have been waiting to use Rolleyes ) - what utter cockboodle!

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02-07-2017, 09:01 PM
RE: Oh good, a new date for the Rapture
I'm glad none of the Christians I personally know believe these Rapture claims when they come out.

It's sad that's refreshing.
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03-07-2017, 07:36 AM
RE: Oh good, a new date for the Rapture
(01-07-2017 03:49 PM)TheInquisition Wrote:  You're a liar, you set the date at Sept. 23rd 2017 in this thread:

What do I believe will happen on that date? [Image: peach.gif] Eph 4:14
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03-07-2017, 07:42 AM
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(02-07-2017 11:02 AM)OmniConsUme Wrote:  ...Fundies gave up on living life.

Lk 19:13
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03-07-2017, 07:44 AM
RE: Oh good, a new date for the Rapture
(02-07-2017 09:01 PM)Clockwork Wrote:  I'm glad none of the Christians I personally know believe these Rapture claims when they come out.

It's sad that's refreshing.
Do you know a Christian? [Image: redface.gif] 1 Thess 5:5-6
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03-07-2017, 08:18 AM
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(03-07-2017 07:42 AM)serpentdove Wrote:  
(02-07-2017 11:02 AM)OmniConsUme Wrote:  ...Fundies gave up on living life.

Lk 19:13

Listing Bible verses without further explanation is considered spam and can lead to banning.
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03-07-2017, 01:22 PM
RE: Oh good, a new date for the Rapture
(03-07-2017 07:44 AM)serpentdove Wrote:  
(02-07-2017 09:01 PM)Clockwork Wrote:  I'm glad none of the Christians I personally know believe these Rapture claims when they come out.

It's sad that's refreshing.
Do you know a Christian? [Image: redface.gif] 1 Thess 5:5-6
Can you answer without a verse?
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03-07-2017, 02:07 PM
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(03-07-2017 01:22 PM)Clockwork Wrote:  
(03-07-2017 07:44 AM)serpentdove Wrote:  Do you know a Christian? [Image: redface.gif] 1 Thess 5:5-6
Can you answer without a verse?

Do you mean a bible verse? [Image: smoke.gif] Mk 8:38
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03-07-2017, 02:53 PM
RE: Oh good, a new date for the Rapture
I think she gets moist when she posts Babble verses. Laugh out load

Insufferable know-it-all.Einstein God has a plan for us. Please stop screwing it up with your prayers.
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